The pressure on this app. The effect on humans. Honestly shut the duck up. Any normal person looks at social media and goes very nice and closes it and lives their life. I feel 0 pressure to be or to conform to something. He’s obviously been a little witch his whole life and finally found a dark hole in the internet where he can be idolised by those who refuse to grow up.
Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean
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Can you imagine how crabbit he will be when he rocks up to peoples beautiful homes & then has to return to the Crack Shack!!
Ma lovelie Hope, this is brilliant, giving me all the cosy Dwarf Murderess from Don't Look Now vibes
I'm sorry but what the duck does this mean
Was he half asleep when he wrote it? Loop whole?
When he said he controls his own social experience, I read that as ''social experiment'' lol.
He's a brain-dead fool.
Was he half asleep when he wrote it? Loop whole?
When he said he controls his own social experience, I read that as ''social experiment'' lol.
He's a brain-dead fool.
He could always just close his page down. They want the perks but none of the negativity that comes with it. Don’t think anyone would even notice if his page vanished. He is just a sad little duck. I don’t understand why he isn’t successful people with half his following seem to have made a ‘career’ out of influencing. But all he does is piss and moan.
Good job maz cause you ain’t getting any kind of success.
He wull take bookings aw year roon as he wull be so busy so yer appointment might be in February
I predict a dot of doom of how he has so many DMs fae his mafia fans saying how brilliant this will be.
He's the Scottish Meghan Markle.
Maybe it isn't your decorations he is going to use, maybe he will bring all that candy cane tat with him and decorate with that
I widnae even set fire to him let alone into my house with his tinsel! Did he no go to the thingy in Paisley even just for some photos or is Cotton Street too far a walk from Seedhill for it?
That illiterate rant makes no sense. Does he know how an exclamation mark should be used? Is he trying to have a dig at Hinch for her ‘success’ or is he jealous that he hasn’t had any of that? Why doesn’t he shut his page down?
I “Mario” - he thinks he’s fucken Spartacus
Is that a reel from today? Is so, what in the actual duck? It’s October, it’s 21 degrees outside! Pathetic.
Welcome to the dark side henHiya!
Long-time lurker but new to posting hope it’s ok to join yous?
I’ve followed this absolute melt for about a year now just for the sheer entertainment, so glad there’s a group for him. Reading your comments has had me pissing myself all morning
Hey Mario, we have another one who can't stand you, so that's your numbers dropping again. Boo friggin hoo
I’m confused he said it is going up in 2 weeks but going by that reel it’s already up ? Or is that last years decs? Swear some of it is what he bought this year tho
Who's been reading here.
Deek doesn't know what day it is so he couldn't possibly have mention his countdown for getting the tat up.
Liar.
Deek doesn't know what day it is so he couldn't possibly have mention his countdown for getting the tat up.
Liar.
Ma loveleis we’ve been spelling ‘lovelies’ wrang as along. I cannae believe he got the date wrang. I wonder what plans he has. 
The reel is fae last Christmas as its nae got his new fleering in it.
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Last year's reel.
Note the cake stand.
He just wants content and adoration from his lovelies
Note the cake stand.
He just wants content and adoration from his lovelies
He kills me. I’ve literally just put up my Halloween decorations today as I’m having a party later (inhale the inheritance) and he’s taking his autumn crap down tomorrow he is a parody.
he is a parody.
I hope yove got yer tena ladies ready cos theres some funny fuckers on this thread.Hiya!
Long-time lurker but new to posting hope it’s ok to join yous?
I’ve followed this absolute melt for about a year now just for the sheer entertainment, so glad there’s a group for him. Reading your comments has had me pissing myself all morning
. Highlight of my day it is
Speaking of this tight bastard not donating to charity / spending all his money on flammable christmas shite...
I follow Aitch on the gram and hes just put on that hes asking (no obligation) for each of his followers to donate a pound to charity.
Why doesnt this selfish fucker use his platform and his 'connections' (Soph) to do the same! Hes got over a hundred k followers ( reckon most are us tattle trolls mind).
Having said that hens, he'd probably be down the b&m spending the donations!
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He 'Marion' is gonni be fumming that he huzni goat his candy cane lame already up, as Madonna stole his theme! 
's oan this app breakdown coming and nae debates.
's oan this app breakdown coming and nae debates.
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