In aww his Christmas cleaning haul there wiz nae mention oan a product to clean Dereks skirting
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Apologies if this has already been discussed - I will get back my maw own lawn - but, the shake in his hand. I vaguely remember the xfactor story saying it was because he was so nervous going on instagram because all you trolls were impacting on his mental health. But genuinely that’s not a good sign…. Marion if you’re reading, I would go to the doctor.
Aye he shakes like a shitting dug so aye
There'll be some of his followers would love a takeaway, but they can't because they have kids to feed and homes to heat. He just never thinks about what he posts, so l hope this loses him followers 
After a few days of going into the green, thanks to his bestie, his followers are now deserting him agin.
Long may the red reign.
Long may the red reign.
Looks like Hinch is planning to steal Christmas again this year 
Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sizedtrees tress (one 7ft!!!!) in his postage stamp of a living room 
Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sized
I'm sure Hinch will have someone to do exactly that for her and more....Looks like Hinch is planning to steal Christmas again this year
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Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sized trees (one 7ft!!!!) in his postage stamp of a living room
I mean, she's had almost everything else bleeping gifted in that tend farm! 
And as for Mario, I can't imagine where he's gonae put that tree as surely it'll be 8 ft by the time it's 
I really want an emoji like button that is me pissing ma pants.Looks like Hinch is planning to steal Christmas again this year
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Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sizedtreestress (one 7ft!!!!) in his postage stamp of a living room
She wants tend farm decorated for freeI'm sure Hinch will have someone to do exactly that for her and more....ruineddecorated?
I actually had to go back and listen twice to make sure I wasn't hearing things
make it make sense 
I'm calling it now that the second tress does not go up. He'll realise how insane it looks in his postage stamp and will do a beak clutching story where he blames Deek for getting the wrang size (even though we all know he klarna'd it himsel). Sit tight Bernadette, you're getting a new tree the year!
There's no way 3ft Deekz got a 7ft tree up to their "house."
She's probably had 80% of that tend farm for free, the greedy cow!She wants tend farm decorated for free
The only thing she hasn't had but wanted was a hot tub.... unless it's hiding somewhere until Christmas where she'll make out her parents bought it for her. There's no much clutter in the hoose as it's all shoved behind fucken doors, in the bedroom and behind the settee!
I could de-clutter if I rammed things oot of sight! Yes!
He'll be hoping for an invite for the switch on.. Sorry Maz, family onlyLooks like Hinch is planning to steal Christmas again this year
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Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sizedtreestress (one 7ft!!!!) in his postage stamp of a living room
Ah hope he isnae using the same dishmatic oan his dishes and the cludgie
If he wanted a 4 ft tree why did the bold Derek get him a 7 ft tree?
Yeah I though that ! Usually what alcoholics have ..the shakes when they have withdrawal. Maybe Maz is a secret drinker
He'll probably do a story and say Deekz is "number dysleckzic" and got the wrong tree.If he wanted a 4 ft tree why did the bold Derek get him a 7 ft tree?
"Queue" him clutching his beak and bending forward to reveal his bald head, ma "lovelies".
Is the balloon arch going back up since he bought two spare ones last year? I think the two trees will definitely go up no matter how ridiculous it look then in February he’ll be saying how he’s not putting two trees up again because it was too much and he wasn’t in a good place bla bla bla then repeat….if you don’t know then get to know
Not to sound like a mad eco warrior but these cleaning cunts bleeping boil my blood with their hauls.
There is absolutely NO NEED for that amount of products to clean. You can easily use vinegar, bicarb, soap flakes and a few drops of essential oil for smell/extra anti-bac. Use the same bottle over and over again.
These moronic bastard cunts are destroying the planet haul by haul
Nancy Birthwhistles books are fantastic for non chemical cleaning 
To keep on thread, what a bloody bore that haul was, the mans no right in the heid
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