Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

[Seonag]

@hopethishelpsallthebest Congratulations on the promotion #deserved .

From St Mario patron Saint of small business to Marion Doula for pregnant women

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

duck me last year the Grinch stole Christmas, this year she’s stole Autumn, so aye.
I maintain my opinion she’s a real nasty piece of work

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh behave yersel, soph…Marion will dine out on this for weeks

Mario makes unborn babies kick their maws. I’ll file that under; things I never thought i’d read on the internet.

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Lennie was kicking you to make it bleeping stop, you stupid witch.

 

[Poptart]

The reason he always get a table at the restaurant is because he's there at 4pm on a Thursday and out by 5. Fluke my arse.

 

[SuzyE]

Oh behave yersel, soph…Marion will dine out on this for weeks

Mario makes unborn babies kick their maws. I’ll file that under; things I never thought i’d read on the internet.

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'I've never shared my convos with Soph'...He's got an unhealthy addiction with the woman he's never met in person.

Remember Mario, she drove straight past your tit hole of a flat and didn't tell you. Think hard about that one, because it tells you what she really thinks of you. You muppet

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Mario makes unborn babies kick their maws.

Thread title hen xx

 

[sad little life jane]

Sorry for jumping in but I sadly have personal experience of this style of flat. Only two windows at the front. The other window where his head had been put us the other flat’s kitchen

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

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I’m bleeping screaming at this. St Marion of nonnatus house. Get tae fuckkkkk

i actually had my baby yesterday, 4 weeks early. He was clearly sick of listening to Marion’s tit too

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I’m bleeping screaming at this. St Marion of nonnatus house. Get tae fuckkkkk

i actually had by baby yesterday, 4 weeks early. He was clearly sick of listening to Marion’s tit too

Congratulations hen! Keep you power! I hope that you'll honour this thread by naming him Mario or Martin and so forth.

 

[Babybail93]

The only reason them weans are kicking when they hear his awful voice is they can sense danger

Get tae duck, ya creepy little pedalo!

 

[teaandgoss101]

Run straight here when I see the pregnancy comment

baby defo wanted him to shut the duck up

 

[Freefalling]

Never shares his conversations with Soph because they are fictitious she is taking the piss and stringing you along Maz, do you have buttons up the back of your heid?

He 100% thinks they're friends we all know you have no pals, you're a nasty little mouth piece

The closest he'll get to hinch farm are befriending the rodents in the loft. Has he even been to Oor Hannah's gaff? Friends my absolute arse

 

[Madge2022]

I saw this on a group on that app called Facebook earlier. The small buisness called B&M is now accepting payment by Klarna. I wonder how much more candy cane lame and other shite will be bought by Marion this autumn and wintum and it will all be Klarna’d.

As if their queues aren't bad enough, need to wait behind the klarna mob. Klarna on their arse!

@hopethishelpsallthebest Congratulations on the promotion #deserved .

From St Mario patron Saint of small business to Marion Doula for pregnant women

@hopethishelpsallthebest how about a wee bespoke Call the Midwife photie, tae chant us oan fur the weekend, where we wull aw get cosy and put up oor candy cane lame?

Sorry for jumping in but I sadly have personal experience of this style of flat. Only two windows at the front. The other window where his head had been put us the other flat’s kitchen

So that's where he's storing his tat, in the empty flat next door. Hope Marion wisnae yer neighbour doll.

 

[Pandasnooks]

He is fckn delusional, its actually 1000 icks rolled into 1. Why can't he see every cunts taking the utter pish out him cos he's a wee fannybaws yet he thinks he's some sorta megastar!!

 

[ChattyMammy]

I’m bleeping screaming at this. St Marion of nonnatus house. Get tae fuckkkkk

i actually had my baby yesterday, 4 weeks early. He was clearly sick of listening to Marion’s tit too

Think I’ll try bouncing on my ball tonight with Marion’s voice playing by my bump, see if I can get labour going

do hope you and little one are all well though xx

 

[scottishsweetie]

Find it bizarre that he’s so fussy about changing his sheets/gutting the hoose etc but then sits in bed eating crisps

I am way behind, but this! I absolutely hate eating in bed and never do it, I think it's disgusting!

 

[Walnutss]

I’m bleeping screaming at this. St Marion of nonnatus house. Get tae fuckkkkk

i actually had my baby yesterday, 4 weeks early. He was clearly sick of listening to Marion’s tit too

Congrats Blair. I hope you go with Mario
4 weeks! he was just excited to meet you. I hope everything is OK x

 

[Skyflier6727]

Even babies are trying to kick him and he thinks he’s a baby whisperer

All these poor unborn babies screaming “make it stop”!

I’m bleeping screaming at this. St Marion of nonnatus house. Get tae fuckkkkk

i actually had my baby yesterday, 4 weeks early. He was clearly sick of listening to Marion’s tit too

Awww congratulations. Much love to you and baby

Little Ron Ron will be saying more sweary words than chicken tit if Marion visits.

Ron will be asking when is that bleeping bleep gawn hame.

Awww can you just imagine sweet wee Ron saying “maw get the bleep washings oot”

 

[mrsbucket]

Mario went tae bed with a stiffy last night after receiving a message from his Queen. Nae debates oan that wan.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Just found this oan ma fone luvlees...no ma video somewan else oan here made it in the early days so cannae take the credit so aye ...hold you power hens