Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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Sawf throwing more bones at him again last night - she'd clearly been told by her management to suck his ass in order to try to win some support back, but the stupid prick keeps falling for it! 
Remind me again, Mario - why didn't Sawf call into see you on her way to visit Katie last year?
I mean, SHE HAD TO DRIVE RIGHT PAST YOUR HOOSE, but that's none of my business.... 
Remind me again, Mario - why didn't Sawf call into see you on her way to visit Katie last year?
I mean, SHE HAD TO DRIVE RIGHT PAST YOUR HOOSE, but that's none of my business.... 
Excuse you hen. His DM's were broken that day. He had hunners and hunners of missed messages from Soph but he didny see them until it was too late. He doesnae share his private convos with Soph so we never got tae know.Sawf throwing more bones at him again last night - she'd clearly been told by her management to suck his ass in order to try to win some support back, but the stupid prick keeps falling for it!
Remind me again, Mario - why didn't Sawf call into see you on her way to visit Katie last year?
While him and the orange man are cosy on the sofa with their throws and big cushions. I'll be with the girls for a meal in an Indian restaurant, sipping cocktails and having a laugh.
Mario, you're such a sad man missing out on so much that's out there. I'd hate your life
Mario, you're such a sad man missing out on so much that's out there. I'd hate your life
@hopethishelpsallthebest how about a wee bespoke Call the Midwife photie, tae chant us oan fur the weekend, where we wull aw get cosy and put up oor candy cane lame?
Calling the llamas wee witches like Marion does tae Rayn.All these poor unborn babies screaming “make it stop”!
Awww congratulations. Much love to you and baby
Awww can you just imagine sweet wee Ron saying “maw get the bleep washings oot”
Oh ffs, howling. Never fail to make me laugh, brilliant
He’s the exact same age as me and I don’t act anything like he does. I genuinely think he’s got some level of disability/learning difficulties, and if he wasn’t such a rancid nasty horrible bleep I would maybe feel sorry for him.
I agree with you hen, both of them have some sort of learning difficulties Nae debates!!!!!!!
I have a few gay friends, all couples of similar age. They all say Marion and DumDim are lacking upstairs and have a good laugh at them, they call them embarrassing and Not your typical gay couple!!!
pair of freaks!!!!!
Yes hens we made it to Friday! we mop kicked the tit outta that week. so aye and so forth.
Today we will get treated to a wee tour of the postage stamp and a wave in the mirror.
The bedding being changed
Castle Avicci or a cheeky spoons
10002048209842093 dots of doom showing us more shite he has bought.
A video of him slithering along the footpath in that condom of a coat
a picture of a cup of tea all cosy.
Sad fucker.
Today we will get treated to a wee tour of the postage stamp and a wave in the mirror.
The bedding being changed
Castle Avicci or a cheeky spoons
10002048209842093 dots of doom showing us more shite he has bought.
A video of him slithering along the footpath in that condom of a coat
a picture of a cup of tea all cosy.
Sad fucker.
Ma lovelies ah hav nevah seen a more appropriate Meme fur Marion
I see his new post from 3 hours ago is doing well…
I call bingo on that one on my last post
literally after I said we'd get a repeat of the same shite day in and out his next 2 posts were another so called inspirational tikety tokky followed by a wintum somewhere he'll never visit, then a cosy post its groundhog day every day with that balloonAnybody willing to parade about wae a jobbie pass oan and batter auld women fur it is clearly no right in the dial hen and nae debates
Groundhog Day is putting it perfectly my lovely, the same mundane, boring shite only a different dayI call bingo on that one on my last post
I'm not really sure what he can keep doing with his account at this point. I think he should change the name of his account to Hoarding_with_Martin because that's all it is. If it wasn't for you lovely lot and the fact Rayn might piss on him in his sleep, I'd bow out
Or he could re name it “Moaning with Mario”. So ayeGroundhog Day is putting it perfectly my lovely, the same mundane, boring shite only a different day
I'm not really sure what he can keep doing with his account at this point. I think he should change the name of his account to Hoarding_with_Martin because that's all it is. If it wasn't for you lovely lot and the fact Rayn might piss on him in his sleep, I'd bow out
Ah hope Marion runs, don't walk tae get this bespoke duvet set, reminds me of him somehow?
Such good mates they don’t even have each other’s personal numbersAhh yes, the case of the missing DMs, ah pure forgawt about that, hen!
Nearly time fae a new thread ma lovelies. Im going tae miss the title of this one. Bless Krystal and her massive moose knuckle
Still makes me laughSuch good mates they don’t even have each other’s personal numbers
I don't know why this has posted in the middle of my post but do you know what hens, my post my rules mwah xxxxx
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