Hello ma lovelies. I haven’t been this way for a lonnng time. I assume Marion is still a spendaholic. Copy and paste below of what I have just typed on old Beggys page as I am too lazy to type it again. Spine bright - no ma quote 
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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duck hen I’d not seen that story, seen your picture and genuinely thought it was his actual feet
awww over this app . (Especially that @Babybail93 but I fair love the wee hen and nae debates)Could you imagine him turning up and being in the same room as Hannah when she's doing a 'reality' talk. The reality being she's now playing at being a business woman, with her business/finances essentially tied to a guy now...something she could have likely kept quite quiet about on SoMe had it not been for Mario's mouth. Then just to twist the knife a bit more, he shows and basically confirms she's using the same cheap and easily sourced fragrance oils as many others, nothing exclusive about her scents or imported burners, just upping the price for her name on the packaging and the ridiculous charms. All thanks to Mario!
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Exactly this, no social skills.He'd stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, he has absolutely zero social skills and he knows itHe'd be so far out his depth he'd be shaking like a shitting dog. Maz, you ain't kidding anyone son, stay in your ain lane with didums showing your utter garbage you bought on the never never for our enjoyment
Mario's cocky, big man confidence all comes from hiding behind a phone screen. He's your classic keyboard warrior.
Stupid little man
You’re in for treat ma lovely …brace yourselfHello ma lovelies. I haven’t been this way for a lonnng time. I assume Marion is still a spendaholic. Copy and paste below of what I have just typed on old Beggys page as I am too lazy to type it again. Spine bright - no ma quote
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That was said tongue in cheek, and that stupid prick bought itSickening
I was scratching my head with that!In one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all daymake up your mind! A wee sly dig for everyone there today
Frame one ‘if it’s in Glasgow I’ll be there with bells on.’
Frame two ‘it’s not for me, I couldn’t think of anything worse.’
Whits yer thoughts oan Buddha joabbies?This is the one that is making me say -too far - you've taken it too far with those hooves
Am pure crabbit the now - you need to get to know I hate feet - wee joabies I'm OK though and Robins and dildos but feet hen
He contradicts himself left, right and centre, it's pathetic!I was scratching my head with that!
Frame one ‘if it’s in Glasgow I’ll be there with bells on.’
Frame two ‘it’s not for me, I couldn’t think of anything worse.’
He didn't need to say anything, but in bringing it up he's made himself look stupid as he goes too far in trying to explain himself, tripping all over the place, bloody idiot! 
I but… He has woken up in a great mood!!! Again, nothing he says or does makes any fecking sense
Everytime I see a wee button mushroom ah huv tae double check whether ah'm oan Marion's Insta or a bespoke photieshoap of @hopethishelpsallthebest
I don’t think he’s ever learnt the English language, but instead has just picked up phrases over the years and mashes them altogether. Nothing ever makes any sense!!
Our trilingual children have a better grasp of the English language. Nae debates.
I can nae wait to see how much he's spent on his hunners and hunners of treatits. Have an outing with our weans later but hope I can enjoy 283828 dots of dooms the night (evening to normal people who aren't Mario) hens.
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I love that if Krystal ever Google’s her name this comes up on the first page…
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So he's woke up in the happiest of moods. Let's see if we can knock the grin off his face
2.5 sugars in his tea!
No wonder his teeth were rotten. Thank goodness for falsers eh Mario 
Yeah you get your scents on and carry on poisoning your cats little lungs. Cruel bastard
2.5 sugars in his tea!
No wonder his teeth were rotten. Thank goodness for falsers eh Mario Yeah you get your scents on and carry on poisoning your cats little lungs. Cruel bastard
She'll soon get to know if she does
Imagine if an employer Googles her
I thought I couldn't dislike him anymore. Then he put the sugar in with the tea bag
It's quite far down the page for me.
She'll be fumming with Marion.
I do hope that regularly mentioning the #cleaning #OG #influencer, #pethater and horrible person Mario McKnight aka @cleaning_with_mario from #Paisley in #Scotland ensures his threads appear at the top of the page
I had to gee up the Kate Hayes thread ma lovelie, it was getting too heavy. And a couldnae be arsed with all the social services shouts just cause she puts her wean to bed with her hair in bunchesHello ma lovelies. I haven’t been this way for a lonnng time. I assume Marion is still a spendaholic. Copy and paste below of what I have just typed on old Beggys page as I am too lazy to type it again. Spine bright - no ma quote
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this is 100% the funniest thread on tattle, fair cheers me up.A showed ma maw this picture of Martin telling her how he cuts his own hair and she goes “oh fur Fucksake, he’s no a braw looking boy is he?”
clutching ma beak and so forth.
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