The pink cannon that was shook to death before misfiring- cant imagine why he's not asked to do ads
Anyhoo she's working til 9pm bit orob only starts at 8pm - half day before he gets this weekend done
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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Anyhoo she's working til 9pm bit orob only starts at 8pm - half day before he gets this weekend done
In one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all day 
make up your mind! A wee sly dig for everyone there today
make up your mind! A wee sly dig for everyone there today
That is the most OUTRAGEOUS devil’s peak hairline I’ve ever seen. So aye.
cannae cope wae the poached egg eyes and plasticine toy hair
He probably thinks he needs a passport to travel to England ma lovelieIn one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all day
he wouldn’t even know how to book a travelodge for the stay
Mr sellyermawforasubwaysalad says the exact same to me hahah
He'd stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, he has absolutely zero social skills and he knows itIn one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all day
He'd be so far out his depth he'd be shaking like a shitting dog. Maz, you ain't kidding anyone son, stay in your ain lane with didums showing your utter garbage you bought on the never never for our enjoyment
"shut that bleep up"
My bf says I'm going obsessed with Mario, that I love him, really.
I say we all enjoy taking the piss out of him because he makes it too easy for us! 
I was already SHRIEKING and clutching my beak at the reel but this just topped me off on my bespoke catch upCould he be anymore insincere
aw
"Night night x"
I hope you tit the bed
#deserved
I hope you tit the bed
#deserved
Is it just me or does he seem to have gone quieter since he were called out on the cat situation
Nope, he clearly went off in a huff, claiming he had zero chat.Is it just me or does he seem to have gone quieter since he were called out on the cat situation
Then after getting hunners of messages in every box known to man, asking if he's going to that cleaning event, he got arsey and dismissive, slating the people who go, saying it's no for him - he'd loved to have been invited, but could have just bought a ticket and made a weekend of it as it's a free for all and nothing special. A weekend for him is B&M and Primark, imagine him dressed in his XS delboy coat parading about the cleaning show, nah me neitherNope, he clearly went off in a huff, claiming he had zero chat.
Not forgetting his new Timberlands, ma lovelie!A weekend for him is B&M and Primark, imagine him dressed in his XS delboy coat parading about the cleaning show, nah me neither
He's another liar like Hinch, pretending they get asked to do things or saying they're not going to some event, but it's out and their comfort zone, blah blah blah - pair of billy bullshitters! 
Could you imagine the stories when he is getting ready fae it? We got the wee titty pump and a fuhl face o make up fae the wee nieces dance show doon the village hall.Not forgetting his new Timberlands, ma lovelie!
The getting ready stories would be legendary! Body rolling all over the bed sit, then leaving wae a face like he’s face planted Bianca del Rio’s make up bag. So aye
With a pasty neck, obviously.
Hinch doesn't need the cash or exposure, shes rolling in it. Maz on the other hand is rolling in final demands and tacky out of date make up 
he's literally a laughing stock, anxiety is so overused these days, his bullshit anxiety stinks as much as his rotten halitosis 
he's literally a laughing stock, anxiety is so overused these days, his bullshit anxiety stinks as much as his rotten halitosis 
Like we give a duck.
Rolling in final demandsHinch doesn't need the cash or exposure, shes rolling in it. Maz on the other hand is rolling in final demands and tacky out of date make up
probably uses them to line Rayn’s litter tray 
He doesn’t actually enjoy it tho just likes to ‘decorate’ for AutumnSickening
I’ve deleted that app ma lovelies for a while ..so relying on youse to keep up todays and informed . Keep fighting the good fight you bunch of trolls
This is the one that is making me say -too far - you've taken it too far with those hooves
Am pure crabbit the now - you need to get to know I hate feet - wee joabies I'm OK though and Robins and dildos but feet hen
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