Moaning about the weather being cold but couldn’t wait for Autumn and Christmas season to get all cosy . He just constantly contradicts what he says 
He really is a first class tit
He really is a first class tit
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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A thoughts just occurred to me when I was bringing in my line dried bleep washing… do we think Dezza let’s him spend like this on shite so they specifically don’t have the cash to get married?? That’s one way to ensure it never happens!! Every time Marvis mentions a candy cane Dezza tells him ‘go on treat yourself’ buying him more time before he’s legally shackled to that forever
HE LOVES IT witch, HE MUST'VE BEEN HACKED BE KIND.
He's not even got Disney on the tele?Man child
Everyday a new lie.Moron Marion at it again.
He needs to get tae know that we already knew about it and it was true Avent, I mean I remember it on the news. Why is he soooo behind with stuff
Event** no Avent I'm just making up words now for oor Marion.
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Ma life it's been like this for 8 month dnt like simple posting to wrong tattler.
Sooo ayye tons love
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Does anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".
and that's all he could manage. I think it's generous to assume they might actually share a braincell 
they are well suited.One I was embarrassed at with Deed Deek was when they did question time and Marion was saying what do I use on MY FLOORS what do I use on MY COUCH, What's MY wax melt to burn the now? I mean I thought Deed Deek didn't do cleaning so why ask him like he would knowDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".
Also Marion I should be *Our or Your it's not all YOURS in the bumming fort.
Don't you be worrying about him though. He has an appointment scheduled to get beaten up by Bruse during his annual leave just after he gets his choppers checked.
It is NOT bloody cold. I’ve got a washing out and I’m only in Glasgow.
Edited to say - sorry a bleep washing out. Pardon my ignorance
Edited to say - sorry a bleep washing out. Pardon my ignorance
YOOOS AS AW LYING. ITS FECKING COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR YER SCEEERRRF. 
Hope the temperature drops more so he has to put his heating on and Donovan the Debt Collector has to push his way past the robin in the haw way so he can press his ring dawbell and stroke pippy longstocking’s platted pubes xx
Hope the temperature drops more so he has to put his heating on and Donovan the Debt Collector has to push his way past the robin in the haw way so he can press his ring dawbell and stroke pippy longstocking’s platted pubes xx
Scarf, Jesus Christ!
I remember that! I am sure it was because a ‘small business’ had sent Deek some chocolate (because, as we all know Marion disnae like choklitDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".
) and he basically made Deek come on Instagram and do a wee presentation to say thank you as if he was a five year old having to thank his granny.
Well ma lovelie, for once am on Marion’s side, it’s cold, howling wind and pishing rain we me the day and I can’t get my bleep washing hung oot. It’s no cold enough to have heating on though but am no cold blooded like oor Marion. Now al get back in ma ain laine and get aw snuggled up warm and cosy. So aye.It is NOT bloody cold. I’ve got a washing out and I’m only in Glasgow.
Edited to say - sorry a bleep washing out. Pardon my ignorance
I put the bedding on the line, and the duvet to air. Mr Dayn is WFH, gave him instructions that deek could follow... If it rain bring big white duvet in. So, home and duvet is sodden. Argh!!!
I cant keep up with this thread and you funny fuckers, so may have already been said
... but the thought of a grown man chillin out watching disney films gives me the ick
... but the thought of a grown man chillin out watching disney films gives me the ick
My son had a boyfriend that was obsessed with Disney. Don’t get me wrong, I like a few of them. But this bloke was obsessive. It was so creepy. I was so glad when my son got ridI cant keep up with this thread and you funny fuckers, so may have already been said
Youse all be pleased to know me bleep washings we’re all dry on the line in my smell the wealth 180 ft garden. I just went to Lidl to do me shopping- shopping not a HAUL - and was wearing a T-shirt and leggings. No cardy even. Certainly not a scarf and I shan’t be putting the heating on for a good few weeks yet. Granted I’m at the other end of the country but it’s the same country!
Lazy trollop and he's just confirmed he's a snake 
Remember when Maz was filming Deek on the phone to those basterds at Sky and he said 'affirmitive'. Poor wee mite still thinks he is in the armyDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".
Or mebbe just wishful thinking.He hates the heat of the summer and is now moaning about the cold (even though it's not actually that cold). Honestly, what does he want exactly?! Isn't Autumn and Winter supposed to be his favourite time of the year. He's a right moaning minnie.
Omg I’d forgotten about the “affirmative” hahahaha on their £360 a month skyRemember when Maz was filming Deek on the phone to those basterds at Sky and he said 'affirmitive'. Poor wee mite still thinks he is in the army
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