Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes

[GiftedNotFree]

I’m still clinging on to the last days of late summer wondering how many mair washings I’ll get hung oot and this wee bawbag has nearly done all his Xmas shopping….there’s defo a want wi him

Washings or bleep washings ma lovelie? So aye x

 

[Turmeric123]

I actually thought of him on their wedding day when he went off it with the friend!

She was crystal chandelier

 

[Doodlebug71]

duck sake he is like a dug with 2 dicks the night so aye hens

 

[maeve87]

Always knew he was a space cadet

 

[Madge2022]

Moan about it being too hot and that he cannae wait for autumn hen xx

Then in autumn moan about it being freezing outside (even when it isn't) and say how he can't wait to get home and put his heating on.

 

[Ferguson]

Imagine buying your Xmas presents so early and having tae keep em oan your bedroom flair for 3 months because you live in a wee bedsit and your cupboards are full of tat

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I dont want to defend Mr Best but it was the best episode of the series (and the mafs thread was on )
Back to my laine I go

I'm only 5 episodes in and I love it, I'm behind watching it this year because we've been watching 90 day fiance. I cannae believe you've dumped your wee Marion picture, like he means nothing to you!

 

[L00kform3]

Bless his heart, bet he’s awake all night wondering if there is any one else on another planet decorating their bedsit with candy cane crap.. No ma lovelie, we could search beyond the Milky Way and still not find anybody quite as delusional, so aye.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So no only huv a had 6 bespoke pages to catch up oan, a also treatit maself to his ramblings fae last night.

Maybe someone needs to tell him that his phone is overheating coz he’s never bleeping off it. I know we aw need tae hawd oor phones high and live our lives but maybe put it doon sometimes and speak to the folk aroon ye?

And duck buying everyone a present tae sit fur three months. A prefer tae spend the lead up tae Christmas spending time with Mr Margrit, ma pals and family no marching aroon B&M buying them shite. Am a the only wan that instead of buying shite presents a get them tickets for a gig/theatre, weekend away & then it doesnae need tae sit oan the flair of wan a ma spare rooms (smell the wealth)?

Anyway, rant over, last day doon working in Manchester and up the road fur me tae get aw cosy.

Tonsalove
M xxx

 

[Madge2022]

Oh the iPhone, he huz hud every wan and they only last two year and are relatively shite. Then in next breath, so aye ah'm getting new iPhone in January.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Am a the only wan that instead of buying shite presents a get them tickets for a gig/theatre, weekend away & then it doesnae need tae sit oan the flair of wan a ma spare rooms (smell the wealth)?

Not just you. We don't do presents because there's nothing we want. We usually do a lunch outing with our children on our birthdays.

I have started oor weeuns December shopping already but only because I have decided that we are going to get as many presents from wee lethal secondhand apps or marketplace. Want to reuse as much as possible.

Our wee multicultural bespokes do St. Nicholas Day too and we have a wintum birthday so it all becomes a bit ridiculous.

All I've got so for is jammies (new with tags). The amount people buy and then sell on without ever using is something else. One bespoke has a notebook on their list. Picked one up yesterday in the shop but only because it was reduced from 7 to 0.50. Figured that was fine as buying something online and having it posted would be more wasteful.

 

[Lim1947]

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I'm one of those stats, can't stick his page any longer..

That’s exactly it, he posted earlier this year about how he had been fed up of the autumn/wintum decor and it made him feel crap. I booked a Christmas afternoon tea with Santa last week because I have a 5 year old daughter but if I didn’t book then I would have missed out as all the previous events I looked at were sold out. Even booking that this far in advance doesn’t feel right, to me we’re only leaving summer.

I booked the panto mid July, early bird so half price, but ya seats are gone already, its madness

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Let’s get cosy….naw just naw….u need to get a fukin life marion hen….no sure how much more of his shite I can stand he’s getting on my nerves

 

[Onlinedetective]

Anyone else notice he’s deleting comments imagine being so tragic that all you have in life is to start celebrating Christmas in September

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Treatit hisself for the wiki:

Candy Cane wreath £42

 

[DollyTheLamb]

How embarrassing for a 40 year of man/thing to be jizzing his pants over a hideous wreath
Mario Saville and DumDim Derek Glitter!!!!!!!!

 

[MrsJ2000]

That wreath is awful! £42 You were robbed Marion hen!

 

[Pandasnooks]

I laughed on ma way to work earlier

 

[Cinpab]

I mean the first half of the year must be hell for him not having to obsess and buy loads of shite for ! What does he do all summer

I generally think he has duck all to do during spring/ summer and he feels lonely when he sees people living their lives holidays , bbq’s , weddings none that he gets invited to.

so come autumn he feels he has some sort of relevance and is ‘relatable’ again.

maybe If he stopped spending money on crap he could go on holiday and socialise !

Good job he hasn’t got a garden, can you just imagine the state of it.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

How many knitted bumholes does she need!