Marion the Alien Christmas Elf. Tiktok would say he's in his extraterrestrial era
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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Sorry hen, back in yer ain lane, he’s rotten to the core. There will be nae feeling sorry for him. Ma post, ma rules!!
Yeah, hell would have to freeze over before l felt sorry for him.
He's got an evil streak in him
Oh no you wouldn't
I see a jurney of him bespokely putting the candy cane battery lights on it, he's got about 100 sets of battery lights noo, probably spends about 500 a month on batteries for them.
Imagine having absolutely nothing about you, so you have to make Christmas a personality trait. Pathetic
Autumn was quickly forgotten
I just don’t get what the family think? If that were in my immediate family I’d be equal parts worried and embarrassed.Autumn was quickly forgotten
Although if it were just a cousin, me and my kids would be ripping the piss out of it
Even ma phones knows Marion’s got issues and is suggesting storage facilities while am reading this.
Are you secretly Marion’s cousin ma lovelie? We won’t judge you.I just don’t get what the family think? If that were in my immediate family I’d be equal parts worried and embarrassed.
Although if it were just a cousin, me and my kids would be ripping the piss out of it
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I spotted Marion dragging Derek round the shops in Paisley yesterday, desperate to be be recognised! He was looking at all the Christmas tat. How much shite can one person buy? What about all the crap he bought and put away last year for this year 
It cannae be a gift AND I paid fur it masell 
If you show both in the same reel it’s an AD. Hope you are remembering to declare all these gifts you keep getting to HMRC Mazda price! 
If you show both in the same reel it’s an AD. Hope you are remembering to declare all these gifts you keep getting to HMRC Mazda price!
I really want tae go tae Paisley, hang aroond the Range/ Home Bargains, wait until I see him.I spotted Marion dragging Derek round the shops in Paisley yesterday, desperate to be be recognised! He was looking at all the Christmas tat. How much shite can one person buy? What about all the crap he bought and put away last year for this year
Say 'excuse me do I know you'
He'll be like 'oh aye its me Marion the Candy Cane King, OG influencer oaf the app'
I'll say 'sorry hen my mistake, your hair reminded me of my Granny's wee Cockateel and so forth'
Just catching up with his stories. He doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', I'm hardly surprised he can't get his head around the size and scale of the galaxy.
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Did they look like a couple of wee bag heads ma lovely?I spotted Marion dragging Derek round the shops in Paisley yesterday, desperate to be be recognised! He was looking at all the Christmas tat. How much shite can one person buy? What about all the crap he bought and put away last year for this year
You’re right. I took leave of my senses for a wee minute there. Team Betty!
Dying to ask......
Where did you buy the 'sweater weather' cup as like duck he has friends
And
Mario, how do the wreaths cope being outside in the elements?
Where did you buy the 'sweater weather' cup as like duck he has friends
And
Mario, how do the wreaths cope being outside in the elements?
Nae need to worry aboot this ma lovely.Mario, how do the wreaths cope being outside in the elements?
Marion's wreaths with never see daylight.
Has tae put them oan the inside of the door (in the high footfall area) tae stop the wee Robin shartin oan them
Oh and tae stop the wee junkies using them fae their bespoke needle disposal so forth
Absolutely
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