He's bought himself a new jumper to watch a film awn the telly....
HE'S ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN ITEM OF CLOTHING TO SIT IN THE FLAT TO WATCH A FILM! 
Nah, enough is ENOUGH, I ain't 'aving it, lads!
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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HE'S ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN ITEM OF CLOTHING TO SIT IN THE FLAT TO WATCH A FILM! Nah, enough is ENOUGH, I ain't 'aving it, lads!
Fumming, Mr Best won't pause Mafs for me to watch Marion's stories. Absolootley shaking with rage and so forth. He said I need to watch that prick in my own time. I need tae get tae know the nooo.
Wasn't there an urban myth that Moore played the xylophone on Whitney's it's not right but it's okay track? Mebbes that's where Martin's fascination began for the galaxy. Or someone told him whit galaxy chocolate bar was named efter.
In his super cosy flat that the vinyl flair didnae make it cold at all ...yet he has his heating on full pelt already in the middle of Seedyhill's wintum.He's bought himself a new jumper to watch a film awn the telly....
Nah, enough is ENOUGH, I ain't 'aving it, lads!
He might have treatit hisself to a wee Milky Way barOr someone told him whit galaxy chocolate bar was named efter.
It's all getting more bizarre as the days go on!Wasn't there an urban myth that Moore played the xylophone on Whitney's it's not right but it's okay track? Mebbes that's where Martin's fascination began for the galaxy. Or someone told him whit galaxy chocolate bar was named efter.
In his super cosy flat that the vinyl flair didnae make it cold at all ...yet he has his heating on full pelt already in the middle of Seedyhill's wintum.
Seriously, if he doesn't have a complete mental breakdown come Christmas I'll be very surprised ... none of this is normal behaviour..... Christ. bleep looks like a cockatoo.
You need tae get yersel a wee Deek, ah bet Mr Best disnae even gie ye petty cash fur timberlands.
Probably googling Snickers planet as we speak.He might have treatit hisself to a wee Milky Way bar
So, let me get this straight. Derek is off on “annual leave” too?? They’ve both taken time off work to go to B&M / The Range for days on end? Surely not?
He sounds off his tits tonight. Made me laugh when he was going on about his sign from Etsy and he said “you’ll find loads of buyers” when he meant sellers he must have buying on the brain. Compulsive spending sad act that he is.
He sounds off his tits tonight. Made me laugh when he was going on about his sign from Etsy and he said “you’ll find loads of buyers” when he meant sellers
he must have buying on the brain. Compulsive spending sad act that he is.Im beginning to wonder if there is a tree under there and he doesn't just pile up aw his autumn tat into a tree shape and flings candy cane tat on top of it!
Mr Best is a good boy fair play, he gives me all the petty cash
he just can't stand Marion's voice and said every story is the same. Autumn/tired/wintum/tired/christmas/tired/cosy/tired. Deek wouldnae last a minute in this hoose.
Has he found a wee book aboot the solar system in the range the day?
I mean the first half of the year must be hell for him not having to obsess and buy loads of shite for ! What does he do all summer
I generally think he has duck all to do during spring/ summer and he feels lonely when he sees people living their lives holidays , bbq’s , weddings none that he gets invited to.
so come autumn he feels he has some sort of relevance and is ‘relatable’ again.
maybe If he stopped spending money on crap he could go on holiday and socialise !
I generally think he has duck all to do during spring/ summer and he feels lonely when he sees people living their lives holidays , bbq’s , weddings none that he gets invited to.
so come autumn he feels he has some sort of relevance and is ‘relatable’ again.
maybe If he stopped spending money on crap he could go on holiday and socialise !
Moan about it being too hot and that he cannae wait for autumn hen xxI mean the first half of the year must be hell for him not having to obsess and buy loads of shite for ! What does he do all summer
Am surprised she's no a flat Earther. Imagine the argument - "the earth is flat, nae debates! Although it's no ma quote mind hen, capeesh!"
I dont want to defend Mr Best but it was the best episode of the series (and the mafs thread was on
)Back to my laine I go
I’m still clinging on to the last days of late summer wondering how many mair washings I’ll get hung oot and this wee bawbag has nearly done all his Xmas shopping….there’s defo a want wi him 
MAFS is much better than watching backward Mario though. Even l put my phone down to watch it
It was a good one tonightMAFS is much better than watching backward Mario though. Even l put my phone down to watch it
Can you imagine Martin trying to be a Thomas I actually thought of him on their wedding day when he went off it with the friend!It was a good one tonight
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