It's in his highlights, I think the ones labelled "for the laughs". There is duck all funny about it. Just him being directly aggressive to someone over a pepper spillage rather that passive aggressive. His muffia, in their hunners, found it hilarious. YawnsvilleI must have missed the pepper incident
His next interview will be 'He's hilarious, over a million people have viewed his' just for the laughs' comedy highlight'It's in his highlights, I think the ones labelled "for the laughs". There is duck all funny about it. Just him being directly aggressive to someone over a pepper spillage rather that passive aggressive. His muffia, in their hunners, found it hilarious. Yawnsville
You are a genius! The dead eye Marion has as he whispers sweet nothings to wee Derek.
That had made my year and so forth!
omg YES!!! Both of these amazing adventures genuinely had me dying for weeks!! Iโd give anything to see them againThe only thing that tops ratgate is when rayn threw herself out his window. I wish we had both recorded. Someone needs to keep on top of this dutyI dont know how to.
Absolutely bleeping dead... canโt breathe so aye
Melvin in his bed, pulling his duvet up to his crappy eyebrows wailing he doesn't like it made me go weak with laughteromg YES!!! Both of these amazing adventures genuinely had me dying for weeks!! Iโd give anything to see them again
I got caught a bleeping beauty last night with my phone. One of my girls asked if I had the video of her wee dog on Christmas Day. Gave her my phone to look forgetting that I have a full album of our favourite influencers being cuntsI've got loads.God help me if anyone normal ever looks through my phone.
She just looked up at me and said โ Mum, you've not been trolling people have you?โ Apart from ratgate and reign trying to commit catticide through the windy of the confines of her toxic prison, it was honestly one of the funniest things ever! I explained itโs not trolling when itโs with a group of likeminded clever and witty people discussing antics that are a danger to society 
Alas, she gets it and agrees -โespecially with Marion and Hinch 
Aw thanks my lovlie
" and him replying with tears streaming down his face "so aye I'm just so happy that I put this oot there so youse can relate, I'm so happy I could help you and so forth"Until he gets his OK magazine deal...or an inside look feature from the Daily RecordAw thanks my lovlie
I had no idea I'd wake up today to actual thousands of notifications about my bespokely profile picture, my bespokely profile pic and sharing that was just me telling a story in the way I always do lol but omg the impact of this within hours has just been unbelievable!! I'd love to think by sharing this will help and it TRULY HAS with families at this moment in time so if anything this is doing some good without even realising it but the moment of notifications I've read so far is truly made me cry my eyes out lol but in the best way and it's so refreshing to see just how far generations of people have came a long way forward in thinking AND understanding ... anyway here's a pic of my ยฃ13 hand soap
I can imagine a few people msging him and saying "yeah my friends and family were pretty cool about it too
Anyhoo, is anyone buying that he wont share much from his wedding? Bet that will all change once someone offers him a bespoke hello ma lovelies cake topper
Gawjus, jus Gawjus.Oh Laura, you missed one of the funniest things in Melvin history, apart from when he spilled black pepper over the conveyor belt in Tescos.
Melvin is the top flat of his block and he could hear noises in the loft above them, which were probably rats. Melvin laid in his sordid little grief hole, cowering under his grey duvet terrified of rats, so got on to the coonsil the next day to demand they come round to get rid of the rats. the coonsil told him 3 working day and Queen Melv was fummin, so despatched our hero Dezza to the offices to demand they come round now. This was on a Thursday. Dezza arrives back to tell him they will be coming Tuesday, which seemed to pacify Melvin, even though it was 3 working days later
Who wants to take over with the saga of the loft and the missing bloke next door and Melvin's tattered letterbox as I have to go cook dinner noo.
sound epic wish couldโve seen it . Queen Melv 
