Oh Laura, you missed one of the funniest things in Melvin history, apart from when he spilled black pepper over the conveyor belt in Tescos.
Melvin is the top flat of his block and he could hear noises in the loft above them, which were probably rats. Melvin laid in his sordid little grief hole, cowering under his grey duvet terrified of rats, so got on to the coonsil the next day to demand they come round to get rid of the rats. the coonsil told him 3 working day and Queen Melv was fummin, so despatched our hero Dezza to the offices to demand they come round now. This was on a Thursday. Dezza arrives back to tell him they will be coming Tuesday, which seemed to pacify Melvin, even though it was 3 working days later
Who wants to take over with the saga of the loft and the missing bloke next door and Melvin's tattered letterbox as I have to go cook dinner noo.