Blabbing on about his maws work - I thought he was going to keep his family private!? Now I know where this woman works for god sake.
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Ewwww, the cosy restaurant he has pictured looks mucky. The fireplace is covered in grease and grime and the carpet needs a good hoover.
Also the story about his mammy - cut her in half and McClaren's will pour out? Eh? Does he mean plants?
Also the story about his mammy - cut her in half and McClaren's will pour out? Eh? Does he mean plants?
I hope her boss isn't Mr Mclaren. Mario's mucky mummy.
Oh FFS, that’s him creaming he’s pants later!!!!
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Does she mean that it reminds her of his hair? Sticking out in strange places and at all angles?
It always bugs me that his mouth/lips are so wee yet he manages to spew some amount of shiteMario looks like his head has been shaved, on the right side of the pic.
Has Rayn got hold of the clippers. View attachment 94572
a think we need a bespoke boujee gawjus lip filler jurneeee ma lovlies. mwah mwah from ma wee totty lips
Cue the sing song at the dressing table later. Ring light on full whack. Rubbing body shop lotion onto his face to the tune of what I predict to be a Dua Lipa song. I wait in anticipation
Marxist and socialist theology small business champion, Marion McKnight, once again enlightening the world with the class struggle. This is of-course why Marion stepped back from her “senior” role at Debenhams and remained a person of the people. And so forth. Aye.
Who dis??? The hair, the heid
Has he been fired????!!!!
Aye, and lest we all forget it wiz aw the way tae the tap, as well...em, Assistant Manager
receding hair line and hair loss.. bespoke hair transplant on the table before the wedding?Mario looks like his head has been shaved, on the right side of the pic.
Has Rayn got hold of the clippers. View attachment 94572
Love that my bespoke ad is like how marion says home
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Do we think the sister has been sacked? I mean, cheated on, lost her house, related to Marion and now potentially been sacked. Poor lassie.
Hallllllo mai LOveliEssssssssssssssssss
ok, serious now; long time lurker, first time poster.
I’ve followed the saviour of small businesses since the early days (pre dentalWoodcare). So aye, scrolling through the rest of my newsfeed and this video popped up - cue flashback to fivehead salad fingers and a second instalment of boyz makeup review...
Enjoy ;-)
ok, serious now; long time lurker, first time poster.
I’ve followed the saviour of small businesses since the early days (pre dentalWoodcare). So aye, scrolling through the rest of my newsfeed and this video popped up - cue flashback to fivehead salad fingers and a second instalment of boyz makeup review...
Enjoy ;-)
Don’t forget he’s bought her the same brows he has so now she’ll have bad brows too
THE EYEBROWS
Who dis??? The hair, the heid
can you imagine someone buying you new eyebrows as a gift to cheer you up?
“Aye hen, ya looked like shite before but am ya saviour the nooo, av got sum bespoke new brows for ya maaaaa lovelyyyyy, pya stunnin’ and the only (second or third) person ad trust ma entire bespoke life with for doin ma eyebrows.”
This photo scared the tit out of me. Marions baldy bobble head looming out the darkness 
With wee Derek quickly putting some chocolate in his mouth before Marion sees and shouts at him!This photo scared the tit out of me. Marions baldy bobble head looming out the darkness
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