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GiftedNotFree

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Two of my favourite haircut comments from here: "the council cuts his hair!" and "does he use a protractor to cut his hair? So many angles!" I had tears in my eyes. Also whenever he shows off his straighteners lmaooo. No need at all.
 
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Frankensooze

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Ooh look what I've found.

 

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Be More Pacific

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Well, we can thank the Daily Record for this thread title 😂

Originally suggested by @Madonna - it got the most votes combined.

Can our Marion make it to 100,000 delusional fuckwits following him before the end of this thread?

Carry on your discussions of our favourite white tight wearing, Asda gin swigging, newspaper personality here!

So aye.
 
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Hello. I was browsing the internet to find out what happened to a lad I followed on my SlimmingWorld Instagram account and if he was doing ok since his surgery . Anyhow, he had a thread on this forum and after a while I somehow stumbled upon this thread after reading Mrs Hinch’s. Mario sort of turned into my guilty pleasure since reading this thread and I started following him around the vanity table escapade .

I made an innocent comment how he shouldn’t be encouraging someone to make a business based around another companies trademarked brand and he blocked me. I wasn’t mean or anything . I also don’t understand why he couldn’t just save up for an authentic Chanel coffee table book. At least that way your more inclined to appreciate it more and take better care of it as opposed to those tacky looking ones that will end up in a landfill once they’ve served a purpose. Maybe he should practice Chanels philosophy - “Less is more”.... Not fake knockoffs is more.

Someone also mentioned him having botox. I think he has or if he normally uses filters or just uses loads of makeup? In a few of his videos under ‘Boys&makeup’. The ones where his eyebrows look like angry little caterpillars, it’s like you see his true face. There’s more crinkles than a crinkle cut chip.
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

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On his list it says "sort bathroom unit"

Maszfa you needs to be more specific. The one in your bathroom or the one in your living room? Yeah?
 
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Onlinedetective

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Does anyone else remember when the cat tried to commit caticide!!! Rayn hurled herself out the flat window and the neighbour found her on the floor 🙈
 
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I’ve not read anything on this thread for a bit. My head has been twatted with three kids at home on lockdown so I’ve been surviving with a gin habit.
Few things I want to clear up.
He’s got exzeeeeeeeema

Elemis is known for being heavy and very perfumed. Even the sensitive cleanser stings some clients (I worked at a spa with Elemis for years).

tropic- not strong enough to strip all make up. You need a specific (pre cleanse) type cleanser for that. Before you use your regular cleanser.

glycolic acid is what is used in chemical peels. 7% is not high, the products are too low in price to warrant putting high amounts in (I like the ordinary though so I’m not slagging it).
trust me; if he has eczema as bad as he says, his skin would not like any type of glycolic acid. Lactic acid is more suitable to his type of skin.

lastly; because I can’t be arsed going over the whole range. if he had eczema that bad then there is no way his skin would tolerate that amount of product, no matter if you’re not doing them all every day. Severe eczema require dermatology intervention with specialist creams, not his clotty mate who sell body shop from her fucking “live, laugh, love” back bedroom.

how do I know these things i hear you cry?

well unlike his divvy mate who he tagged earlier as a “skincare expert” (young lad who has read a lot of reviews.

I am a Harley street trained skin care specialist with 20+ years experience! So put that in your pipe and smoke it Margaret!

sorry for the rant but I deal with bad skin from bad recommendations day after day and in a time like this when people are struggling for money I think it’s really irresponsible.

PS - change or wash that fucking dressing gown please, I bet it smells like cheese and onion pasty’s
 
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Frankensooze

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Six months time, he'll be in that flat, muttering I was big on insta, wearing his threadbare grey hoosecoat. Derek will have run away with a sexy Dr he met in the marks ready meal aisle, curry, three for two. they'll be living in the Drs big hoose, with a coonservatory. Derek took Rayn and the shark, changed the password on Mario's insta.
 
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Madonna

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Marion: People reaaaaaaaaaaly baffle meh with all this bulk buying

*camera cuts to the 251 bottles of toilet cleaner, 56 bottles of zflora and 5kg bag of lentils*
 
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CackyAggy

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Been lurking for months..Marion is so fake it’s unreal. I’ve only followed him for a few months...but looking back in his ‘highlights’ it’s like two different people. If you’re wanting to reek o patter Marion, delete your highlights and so forth. You canni stick a bunch of daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase.
 
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CackyAggy

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I love derek, I think he might be a stoner, nipping doon the stair for a spliff while marions sourcing collabs and so forth. Explains how he copes with the singin.

And also...The haircut? Who does it for him. I’m a Hairdresser and a Barber and I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. I might offer to collab. He loves to help small businesses and has the platform to change my life.
 
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