Both I think..you are spot on
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Cackled at this
She needs to be careful she doesn’t dribble, or Marion will need to pat that on his 5 head
Youth drops.
Whoops. I meant it’s understandable that people are stockpiling. Not that Mario was moaning about said people doing so.
Anybody want to fill us noobies in on ratgate?
I knew when my daughter was around 4! She had a wee boyfriend when she was 16 and I swear to god that was a massive shock, her telling me she was gay wasn’t in the slightest bit shocking or unexpected. If you really think about it, his speech and proclamations could put the fear of death into young people about coming out; I didn’t find his coming out ‘guidance’ on his life changing platform at all reassuring! He’s a class one bleep and a danger to societyDoes he think Mums don’t bloody know!! She prob knew before Mario Poppins did! Thick prick( not literally, its prob a little cocktail sausage)
Oh Laura, you missed one of the funniest things in Melvin history, apart from when he spilled black pepper over the conveyor belt in Tescos.
Melvin is the top flat of his block and he could hear noises in the loft above them, which were probably rats. Melvin laid in his sordid little grief hole, cowering under his grey duvet terrified of rats, so got on to the coonsil the next day to demand they come round to get rid of the rats. the coonsil told him 3 working day and Queen Melv was fummin, so despatched our hero Dezza to the offices to demand they come round now. This was on a Thursday. Dezza arrives back to tell him they will be coming Tuesday, which seemed to pacify Melvin, even though it was 3 working days later
Who wants to take over with the saga of the loft and the missing bloke next door and Melvin's tattered letterbox as I have to go cook dinner noo.
ratgate.... OMG that was the most entertaining fortnight and so forth, of my life. Nothing will ever compare to that - EVER - so aye. I could hardly do my job through the desperation to keep updated on it. In a lot of ways I quite liked him through it all and - hate to admit it - found him bleeping hilarious with his bedtime recordings. Please bring back
King Rat
If anyone has time and fancies a laugh, this was the start of his rat jurneeeey
Cleaning with Mario #4
I still follow him, I don’t know why... Everything about him irritates the life out of me but yet, I cannot stop!!!
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Jesus Christ, I’ve honestly just pissed myself laughing - bleeping brilliant summation of the bespoke events!Oh Laura, you missed one of the funniest things in Melvin history, apart from when he spilled black pepper over the conveyor belt in Tescos.
Melvin is the top flat of his block and he could hear noises in the loft above them, which were probably rats. Melvin laid in his sordid little grief hole, cowering under his grey duvet terrified of rats, so got on to the coonsil the next day to demand they come round to get rid of the rats. the coonsil told him 3 working day and Queen Melv was fummin, so despatched our hero Dezza to the offices to demand they come round now. This was on a Thursday. Dezza arrives back to tell him they will be coming Tuesday, which seemed to pacify Melvin, even though it was 3 working days later
Who wants to take over with the saga of the loft and the missing bloke next door and Melvin's tattered letterbox as I have to go cook dinner noo.
Hear hear. I’m sure he thinks he’s the only one. I think he acts gayer on he’s stories. I’m sure he’s friends, family, colleagues etc would tell him to shut the duck up if he was like that normally. Despite coming out he’s still only comfortable in he’s closet!!I knew when my daughter was around 4! She had a wee boyfriend when she was 16 and I swear to god that was a massive shock, her telling me she was gay wasn’t in the slightest bit shocking or unexpected. If you really think about it, his speech and proclamations could put the fear of death into young people about coming out; I didn’t find his coming out ‘guidance’ on his life changing platform at all reassuring! He’s a class one bleep and a danger to society
I'm so confused. He's basically saying he had to "come out" and that his family didn't know he was gay?!! duck the duck off, Marion!!!
Does anyone else remember at the start of the year Marion claimed he wasn’t going to buy any more crap 
I must have missed the pepper incidentOh Laura, you missed one of the funniest things in Melvin history, apart from when he spilled black pepper over the conveyor belt in Tescos.
Melvin is the top flat of his block and he could hear noises in the loft above them, which were probably rats. Melvin laid in his sordid little grief hole, cowering under his grey duvet terrified of rats, so got on to the coonsil the next day to demand they come round to get rid of the rats. the coonsil told him 3 working day and Queen Melv was fummin, so despatched our hero Dezza to the offices to demand they come round now. This was on a Thursday. Dezza arrives back to tell him they will be coming Tuesday, which seemed to pacify Melvin, even though it was 3 working days later
Who wants to take over with the saga of the loft and the missing bloke next door and Melvin's tattered letterbox as I have to go cook dinner noo.
I won’t got into the so aye’s and so forths about him being gay. I couldn’t care less either way so won’t knock him for that aspect at all.
BUT .....rather confused as I first met his older brother in first year at secondary school who is also gay and believe me it was blatantly obvious way back then so his parents had already dealt with this scenario before prior to Mario coming out. No mention of that. Fair enough it’s not for him to put his brother’s business online but I doubt that’s the reason he didn’t mention it.
BUT .....rather confused as I first met his older brother in first year at secondary school who is also gay and believe me it was blatantly obvious way back then so his parents had already dealt with this scenario before prior to Mario coming out. No mention of that. Fair enough it’s not for him to put his brother’s business online but I doubt that’s the reason he didn’t mention it.
If only we had recorded the mad rant he had ... thought his heid was going to explode
The only thing that tops ratgate is when rayn threw herself out his window. I wish we had both recorded. Someone needs to keep on top of this duty 
I dont know how to.
I dont know how to.Download story stalker, you can watch any unlocked accounts Insta stories, even if they've blocked you (YOU BASTARD ATHOMEWITHG) and you can save stories too.The only thing that tops ratgate is when rayn threw herself out his window. I wish we had both recorded. Someone needs to keep on top of this duty
Im going back to read ratgate. I honestly spat my coffee out a few mornings reading the comments on here when it was all going down
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