the postbox thing - I am deceased. He just buys so much shite. He 100% has a spending habit. Piss poor content - why would anyone want that
Apart from the bin, where is this meant to go? Hall?He only went out for a drink while he waited for the text from asda, collect from 5pm. bleeping donut.
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Don't even start me on this...
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I mustn’t be a ‘friek’, I hadn’t discovered Tattle at that point although I had discovered Marion.View attachment 1593466
Haha same profile photies that auld Krystal chandelier called “frieks”
Ah didnae ken Marion or tattle back then but ah got tae ken, Ken whit ah mean ma lovelieI mustn’t be a ‘friek’, I hadn’t discovered Tattle at that point although I had discovered Marion.
Deek get tae duck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee bleeping boaby I can smell the noo?The 80cm candy cane lame postbox is taller than the two hobbits I can picture the 2 of them trying to jump up to post their santa letters! He's a bleeping pleb
When was he calling us creepy? I love seeing his ugly mug popping up when I’m browsing other threads on here. Makes my day to know others love this thread as much as I do. How I wish I could meet youse aww in real life, youse are the funniest bunch of lads and lassies ma lovelies. Nae weirdos here, nae debates.
We “distort” him hen. Nah, he’s just that uglyHe said it was weird people screenshooted his face. Or something like that. No ma quote, no sure what his quote was.
Pahhhhh ha ha haDeek get tae duck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee bleeping boaby I can smell the noo?
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Thanks for finding that lovely. He's the biggest creep on social media
Mebbes it wull double up as a bespoke height chart, look wee Deek you've grown a quarter oaf an inch, see wit happens when ye eat yer greens an don't smoke it..The 80cm candy cane lame postbox is taller than the two hobbits I can picture the 2 of them trying to jump up to post their santa letters! He's a bleeping pleb
He's fine BTW
OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel. I just showed this to Mr Cherry as he was wondering what I was in fits of laughter for, I had to explain the post box and he said “he’s obviously nae wise and didn’t have a proper childhood”. Can someone explain Deeks getup to me please? Mr Cherry said it’s an outfit for an Orange parade but he’s not sure about what it is.Deek get tae duck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee bleeping boaby I can smell the noo?
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Wee Deek shouting at Martin fur sharting the bed, it's no shart Derek it's bespoke hoat chocolate stains fae oor sub station and nae debates.He ordered two hen. I think his bleep washings will multiply when he starts treating himself near Christmas. Sharting the bed daily.
Stop it you, ah've hud a wee beverage (oan a school night) and mite start fart laughing againDeek get tae duck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee bleeping boaby I can smell the noo?
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Whahahaha
so which one of these glorious apartments is Marion’s?I take it none of you zoomed in then? Behind his wee rabbit hutch?
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I’m on a mission to get an ugly as f@@k photo of him as my new profile pic, it shouldn’t be hard to get one of the ugly wee scrotum.
Wee Deek used tae be an orange walker ma darling..OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel. I just showed this to Mr Cherry as he was wondering what I was in fits of laughter for, I had to explain the post box and he said “he’s obviously nae wise and didn’t have a proper childhood”. Can someone explain Deeks getup to me please? Mr Cherry said it’s an outfit for an Orange parade but he’s not sure about what it is.
I asked my husband what he would do if I started buying Christmas bedding. "Is it that wee Scottish guy? I'd seriously think there was something nae right with you." - no an actual quote as my husband is nae Scottish or even from the UK.OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel. I just showed this to Mr Cherry as he was wondering what I was in fits of laughter for, I had to explain the post box and he said “he’s obviously nae wise and didn’t have a proper childhood”. Can someone explain Deeks getup to me please? Mr Cherry said it’s an outfit for an Orange parade but he’s not sure about what it is.
Look at his old Insta stories. Plenty to choose from.I’m on a mission to get an ugly as f@@k photo of him as my new profile pic, it shouldn’t be hard to get one of the ugly wee scrotum.
What’s the parade in aid of though?Wee Deek used tae be an orange walker ma darling..