the postbox thing - I am deceased. He just buys so much shite. He 100% has a spending habit. Piss poor content - why would anyone want that 
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Apart from the bin, where is this meant to go? Hall?
I mustn’t be a ‘friek’, I hadn’t discovered Tattle at that point although I had discovered Marion.
Ah didnae ken Marion or tattle back then but ah got tae ken, Ken whit ah mean ma lovelie
Deek get tae duck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee bleeping boaby I can smell the noo?The 80cm candy cane lame postbox is taller than the two hobbitsI can picture the 2 of them trying to jump up to post their santa letters! He's a bleeping pleb
We “distort” him hen. Nah, he’s just that ugly
Pahhhhh ha ha ha
I literally just snorted like a wee pig
That squinting face gets me every time.
Thanks for finding that lovely. He's the biggest creep on social media
Mebbes it wull double up as a bespoke height chart, look wee Deek you've grown a quarter oaf an inch, see wit happens when ye eat yer greens an don't smoke it..The 80cm candy cane lame postbox is taller than the two hobbits
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OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel.
I just showed this to Mr Cherry as he was wondering what I was in fits of laughter for, I had to explain the post box and he said “he’s obviously nae wise and didn’t have a proper childhood”. Can someone explain Deeks getup to me please? Mr Cherry said it’s an outfit for an Orange 
parade but he’s not sure about what it is.Wee Deek shouting at Martin fur sharting the bed, it's no shart Derek it's bespoke hoat chocolate stains fae oor sub station and nae debates.
Stop it you, ah've hud a wee beverage (oan a school night) and mite start fart laughing again
Whahahaha
"Does your partner know I'm in your phone?"
Maz, do you think our partners are worried we fancy you?
so which one of these glorious apartments is Marion’s?
I’m on a mission to get an ugly as f@@k photo of him as my new profile pic, it shouldn’t be hard to get one of the ugly wee scrotum.
Wee Deek used tae be an orange walker ma darling..OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel.
I asked my husband what he would do if I started buying Christmas bedding. "Is it that wee Scottish guy? I'd seriously think there was something nae right with you." - no an actual quote as my husband is nae Scottish or even from the UK.OMG, I can hardly breathe. I was laughing so much at this I was choking masel.
Could nae stop laughing about his wee mailbox.
Look at his old Insta stories. Plenty to choose from.
What’s the parade in aid of though?
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