I'm aw cosy laying in bed the day hens, pretending to be asleep, so I don't have to put the shopping away, that Mr Best just picked up. I'm giving off bespoke selfish Martin vibes, so aye. S A T U R D A Y can only mean a wee cheeky breakfast, or a castelvecchi ma lovelies, as youse aw know, I'm due a shart attack, from ma wee furry drawstring purse and so forth. W I N T U M.