Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

[muscadet]

So he was taking a weekend off as a kind of mark of respect cause the nation was grieving but then posts the most self centred vain post ever posted, aye well done ya prick hope your next shart is a jaggy

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ya need tae get back in your ain lane hen and no do this.

Show the wain what happens tae people who have a hot chocolate stashun.
He/she will understand.
Nae debates

I agree hen, this isnae becoming!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

It's time to sit your child down and explain class ma lovelie. We cannae be having an army of little Marion's, getting above their stayshuns. Says masel, who has big glasses of hot chocolate, marshmallows and flakes set up in wintum, but this isnae aboot me, so aye.

Snakes all over this app, liking Autumn and wintum, setting up drinks stations. I'm clutching my pearls here you total wrong 'uns.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Snakes all over this app, liking Autumn and wintum, setting up drinks stations. I'm clutching my pearls here you total wrong 'uns.

Wintum gets me every time!

 

[SuzyE]

So he was taking a weekend off as a kind of mark of respect cause the nation was grieving but then posts the most self centred vain post ever posted, aye well done ya prick hope your next shart is a jaggy

He's the biggest self centred narcissist going. Ugly twit what he is.

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Hi, I’ve literally just discovered him today and asked just at the end of the last thread is he actually for real? I thought it was a piss take parody account and seriously is his nose real!! Please someone put me out of my misery and tell me about when he tried to contact the dead and what thread I find this on

Welcome hen, yoor in for a wee ride so buckle up and get one of those ready!

And if you dont noo then get tae noo so aye and so forth. []

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

She’s pure loving herself with them lips and lashes the day. New woman

 

[sad little life jane]

Sorry Ma lovelies but ma husband swerved oot his lane when he saw me watching Martins stories.

“you’re not watching that bo selecta c**t again are you? “ a wis clutching ma beak thinking of Bo selecta noses

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

A new thread -we have been treatit ma lovelies. Enjoying new folk here thinking Marge is a parody account his whole life is a joke hens get tae know! Another lash journee.. they’ll be balder than he heed soon.

 

[Caw1982]

Snakes all over this app, liking Autumn and wintum, setting up drinks stations. I'm clutching my pearls here you total wrong 'uns.

I'm so ashamed!!!
Ignore me, I'm just going to nip and flush my head in the loo a few times

 

[DollyTheLamb]

I'm so ashamed!!!
Ignore me, I'm just going to nip and flush my head in the loo a few times

You need to get some class hen!!!! (Not ma quote)
Does it smell of fish like Marion’s?

 

[Madge2022]

Ma lovelies am right oot ma laine here but I’m actually contemplating a hot choclit stashun this year I’ve got a 4 year old that’s into all that tit so it’s no that weird, is it?

Ye need tae gie yersel a slap hen, tell yer wean tae stay in their lane. Easter is fur weans, hot chocolate stations in wintum ur fur nearly 40 year auld men and nae debates.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I'm so ashamed!!!
Ignore me, I'm just going to nip and flush my head in the loo a few times

Youse know them leaves are banned here ma lovelie, as much as it looks absolootley beautifuw, I'm getting aw cosy vibes, I'm reframing masel. Heads be rolling the day, at your wee leaves hen. Keep you power, your leaves, your rhools. So aye.

 

[Madge2022]

I'd rather chesse grate my genitalia and burn that fucka in a phallus shaped melter than buy a chunk of his crappy wax.

Kin ye video that fur the app?

Or bleep washings

The smell of damp

You need to get some class hen!!!! (Not ma quote)
Does it smell of fish like Marion’s?

We ur still talking aboot leaves here, right?

 

[Caw1982]

You need to get some class hen!!!! (Not ma quote)
Does it smell of fish like Marion’s?

They are a few years old so fish has burnt itself out now.
God I'm such a piece of tit
No plans for a hot chocolate stashun though

I'm clutching at straws aren't I???

Youse know them leaves are banned here ma lovelie, as much as it looks absolootley beautifuw, I'm getting aw cosy vibes, I'm reframing masel. Heads be rolling the day, at your wee leaves hen. Keep you power, your leaves, your rhools. So aye.

Don't you're practically encouraging me and my ween to get togged up and do a cosy B&M run

Please don't ban me I love it here

 

[L00kform3]

I can’t believe it took him less than a day of his intense grieving over the Queen to post a story all about himself (of course) you couldn’t make this tit up with this guy.

 

[Babybail93]

Hens! I have a wedding tae go tae the day. Can’t wait tae get ready wae the Sugababes blasting doing wee titty pumps all over the show!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hens! I have a wedding tae go tae the day. Can’t wait tae get ready wae the Sugababes blasting doing wee titty pumps all over the show!

Have you got your wee pat butcher blouse, Nike leggings and timberland booties, all layed out for the occasion? Don't forget your home bargains shopper bag, packed with criss and joose incase there's no beige buffet. You'll be home by 4pm then? To get aw cosy.

 

[L00kform3]

Well he slipped up on his latest stories didn’t he?

Says it was Derek who got Hinchs new washing range but then proceeds to say he could smell it when he got home, then says he could smell it whilst it was ‘in his bag whilst walking about everywhere’ hmmmmm.

 

[Madge2022]

Hens! I have a wedding tae go tae the day. Can’t wait tae get ready wae the Sugababes blasting doing wee titty pumps all over the show!

Is yer fake tan oan point, or did it turn green like Martins? Remember and steal the limelight fae the bride.