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SuzyE

What he means is, Derek's cards been maxed out until his statements been paid

Oh piss off you creepy freak. As if you go to the cinema
 
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honey&lemon

Don’t think Sky Tv have a ‘British Tv’ option. On the wee dodgy box aye Marion?

 
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menopausalmargrit

SuzyE said:
What he means is, Derek's cards been maxed out until his statements been paid View attachment 1581168

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More wintum clothes to sit in the house and do nothing. Surely he could just buy good quality clothes and have a summer and winter wardrobe like most of us. Obv I buy some new stuff but not a full wardrobe every year.

I did wonder when he was going to post the trailer for the Whitney filum. Imagine him in showcase mid song shouting, SING IT HEN!
 
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muscadet

Bets on when that warped shelf will actually collapse I’m hoping middle of the night which will cause him to shart the bed and Rayn to get such a fright she claws the face off him and for Deek to get PTSD fae his two minutes in the armed forces and wreck the hoose I’ve thought way too much about this
 
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Caw1982

Haha!!! Fuck you Maz this troll saw Whit on her final tour. She was off her barnett and missed the start to 'I Will Always Love You' a few times. She got Bobbie Christina to come to the side of the stage, mumbled some shit into the mic, then smashed the song. It still gives me tingles.
See, you see shit like that when you don't shart piss all your money up B&Ms wall (aisles)!!!!
 
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Little Miss Planner

No idea why but "substation" has truly made me lol

This thread is pure comedy gold. I just laugh at every comment. You lot are pure bespoke
 
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Bluebellsinthewoods

menopausalmargrit said:
I said we should’ve done the day trip but my ex and the other couple we were with wanted to the five days. Fucking five days in deepest darkest Finland. And everything was fucking extortionate too.
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You're all giving me the bespoke fear We are going to Lapland this year and I hate being frozen. I can get pissed at home for free
 
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Very Cherry

Margrit ma lovelie, I think we need to get oorsels wee 6 hour a week jobs polishin truncheons so we can afford whole new summer and wintum wardrobes every year. I would say wee Marion own more clothes than me, Mr Cherry and our 4 weans put together!
 
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menopausalmargrit

Bluebellsinthewoods said:
You're all giving me the bespoke fear We are going to Lapland this year and I hate being frozen. I can get pissed at home for free
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I think a day trip, maybe two nights max would’ve been enough. We done all the activities - huskie ride, reindeer sleigh ride, snow jets, etc on day one then wasn’t much else to do. I like the but it was minus 18 degrees when we were there, when you breathed in it felt like the hairs in your nose froze.

Top tip, get booze from duty free and get wrecked with the log fire on.

Edited to say I like the cold, not I like the coke!
 
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