VETERAN! duck right off! The wee midget bastard was in the “aRmY” for aboot a month!! Where did ye serve Deek?! Let the tattlers know 
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We love tattle coming through with the receiptsArmy my arse!!!!! He’s a bleeping munchkin
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
Ma lovely we absolutely DO NOT need a visual of this.
Am still traumatised from ya previous work
Absolutely NAE DEBATES
So aye
We’re getting the Christmas tree in October aren’t we?
He must have been the bloody mascotDeekz was in the army. He doesn't think many people know thatWell, I am shocked....
Absolutely shocked....
That Deekz managed to find this in that den which must be absolutely stuffed with treatits.
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I just said this to my hubby about 5 minutes ago. Honestly who does that? My bedding doesn’t change from one season to next (washed obviously!!!)
Why does he need battery lights?
I have ‘winter Bedding’
as in it’s a thicker brushed cotton shall I leave the thread in shame 
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Leccy been cut off.
He’s got nae plug over where the tree is hen.
Mare to the point, why is he no just using the wans fae last year?
Im still cutting about it shorts and he’s ready for Rudolph dashing through the snow. bleeping loonatic!
Coloured lights will look shite on candy cane lane NAE DEBATES
I have ‘winter Bedding’
Aw naw, noo ah've used a quote fae a Christmas fillum in September, ah need tae leave as well.
Ur they leopard print like Martin's Jim jams?
Buckelt! Actually snorted ma hot chocolate and spat it doon ma fluffy jammiesArmy my arse!!!!! He’s a bleeping munchkin
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
Right, stick a fork in me, I’m done!! Mr S did 20 years before the mast ( in the Royal Navy, that means Chickenlittle!!) and proudly wears his veteran’s badge! I bet Deek never got out of Aldershot!! On a lighter note -am on one today!! - I had to point some Meghan loving Yanks in the right direction today (the direction of the Prince and Princess of Wales!) and found myself writing “Recollections May vary”, followed by “no my quote “. Thank you Tattlers, living rent free in ma heed!!Is he trying to deflect that he was also in the Orange army
Hang your head in shame, Derek. You're not worthy of that badge
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Have I missed something? He uses battery lights for his tree?? How many batteries and lights is that.
Surely that's not right
Why is his tree always crammed into that corner, that so debt collectors don't see he's home because he wouldn't have time to switch all the individual on/off switch on the battery lights.
Nae debates I much prefer my tree by the window, I can't say smell the wealth as I got given a John Lewis pre lit from Mr Isa last year after I went through a pencil tree faze (don't know what I was thinking) so ayye think he got sick me moaning how looks shite so from he's petty cash, told me if I so much as moan once the new tree and I won't live to see another Christmas
Surely that's not right
Why is his tree always crammed into that corner, that so debt collectors don't see he's home because he wouldn't have time to switch all the individual on/off switch on the battery lights.
Nae debates I much prefer my tree by the window, I can't say smell the wealth as I got given a John Lewis pre lit from Mr Isa last year after I went through a pencil tree faze (don't know what I was thinking) so ayye think he got sick me moaning how looks shite so from he's petty cash, told me if I so much as moan once the new tree and I won't live to see another Christmas
This reminds me of coldwar Steve oan Twitter #gettaeknow but am looking for jobbies, dildos and misfit jaw instead of Cilla Black.
I want tae know how many tattlers said for him to do it on his poll
App no his Joab, does that page for him no one else purely for him.
Also Marion : what lights ma lovelies?
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