TWO hot chocolate stayshuns!!Friggin hell. Two stations, but mind this one is bespoke!.
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How did you guess?Screenshooting and quotin masel.
Bingo!
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
I hope he washed them SHEIN Pjs before putting them on the dirty bastard ! Their clothes are well known for having fleas and mites ! Think we will be going on a house fumigation journeh soon ma lovelies 🤣tattle.life
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Treatit hisself for the wiki. Hot chocolate station £32
It’ll be as warped as that console table leg henThat fucking wooden thing! I refuse to call it what it is supposed to be
First bit of steam off his boiled stovies and it’ll be buckled tae fuck!
Get it right Suzy, bespoke made to order
Love the dinky jars, perfect for the pair of poisoned dwarfs
Ye've won the internet the day and nae debates, chanting ye fae the rooftoaps. PS. Huv ye goat lottery numbers fur the morra?Screenshooting and quotin masel.
Bingo!
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
I hope he washed them SHEIN Pjs before putting them on the dirty bastard ! Their clothes are well known for having fleas and mites ! Think we will be going on a house fumigation journeh soon ma lovelies 🤣tattle.life
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Treatit hisself for the wiki. Hot chocolate station £32
Morning wood fae a bit of wood.How can 4 shorts planks of wood nailed together look beautiful?
Bespoke but made to order? So 100s other folk will have same thing?
Never known a 40 year old to get a stoner over a wooden shelf.
Sooo ayyye back in ma ain lane I go.
He's be best burning his money along with that wooden unit.
New month, pay week, petty cash getting spunked already.
Every gift Deed deek has got him it's been wood lol.
Thank goodness I live abroadUnfortunately the prize fur winning internet is a day at the bespoke bedsit in Seedyhill.
He liked them on InstagramHow did you guess?
Should huv said ye created the bespoke Ouija app that hud a wee robin chapping Martin's door.He liked them on Instagram
Sorry ma lovelie but Hannah already has a bespoke Christmas wax melt scent called Candy Cane that smells like toothpaste! Obviously you didn’t know but now you’ve got to know so nae bother here hen!You know one if those scents he’s ‘createdchosen’ is going to be called Candy Cane
I’m wan ae they psychos n am still late fur stuff aw the timeI bet he's one of those psychos who sets their clocks 15mins fast so they aren't late for stuff. Even though they know its 15mins fast since they set it 15mins fast to trick themselves.
If you you know. If you don't then get tae know and so forth.
I'm very sorry to hear about your nan, she sounds like a right character, an honorary tattler! sending you both tattie heartsThank you for all your lovely comments it's really much appreciated. She's comfortable and that's all we can ask for at the moment. She's lived a hell of a life, but I'll be sure to mention in any forthcoming eulogy the time she had the absolute honour of being shoved by paisley's most famous instahun. The whole family will be beside themselves
Did Deek make that for him in community service? I am HOWLING.
I actually nudged poor B and said "come on Gran you'll need to open yer eyes and see what this wee fannies done now" but obviously she's had enough of his shite
Of course he needs two bespoke tea caddies...one for general tat yo gather stoor and one for the only two mugs he uses despite owning a hundred others
Hes trolling us I swear
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