Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[laynelo_]

Crying

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Insta isny his joab but ma luvlies his joab is his joab so aye

 

[Madge2022]

You know I love to send you all to bed, knowing there's a possibility you could dream of oor Maz.

Just sharted wi that thought

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes too

That @menopausalmargrit is a right minge teasing bastard*
*Keith lemon/scary spice quote

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Why does he never buy quality, or shop in decent shops like John Lewis, selfriges etc, it’s not like he can’t afford it. You’d think working in Debenhams would’ve given him the taste of nice things. Always cheap shit.

Back on yer ain lane he he would but the don't accept klarna and also they are not branded like : Timerland, Nike, goocci, Balenciaga, superdry, Jo Malone, chanel, Louis Vuitton. He wasn't people to see the wealth so ayyye if it's not got a logo it no fur him doll nahh.
Tons love

I do apologize in my last post I read back and it's a bit mumble jumble, letters missing. No ma problem but ma post, ma life so forth

Also mind when he did the MarioMafia2018 did anyone actually win that from him?
Or he could he not reframe himself from giving someone else his goodies that's he got with his hard earned cash

 

[teaandgoss101]

The announcement that he doesn’t wear jammies to bed is gonny result in ma dinner coming back up.

also “youse my code” has annoyed me more than it should.

I’m sure I’ve seen him all cozy in bed in his Jammies !
He will defo need them when he canny afford to wear his leccie bill

I thought his flooring was grey ? Has he changed it again ?

 

[Berniebow]

we’ve been blessed he’s so humble x

 

[Johnnoijones]

Mr Margrit just shouted “get intae that manky mob!” So he’s been warned that he will be sent to the bedroom to watch it on the shell chair if there’s anymore of that.

I nearly sharted myself and I am now on edge so pouring a wee wine to calm me down.

Is he a member of that lot too ?

 

[Madge2022]

Deek ootside Ibrox this morning
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There was also a fella there with a black armband made out of duct tape.

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

He's literally robbed Deeks card again!!!

 

[Madge2022]

A potato scone? I've never heard of it. So there's 2 types of sausage, one normal and one square? I need to google potato scone, I need tae get tae know.

Links and square hen. Tottie scones ur like cardboard, yer missing hee haw there and nae debates. Beans don't belong on Scottish fry up either, or anywhere

Funny you should mention it ma lovelie, ahm in London two weeks today fur three nights. Want me to hide some tottie scones around the capital and leave you clues to find them?

Ur ye gawn tae see Hannah fae AvaMay fur yer ain waxmelt range? Ah'd buy that, make it a bestseller tae noise up Martin.

 

[Madge2022]

Oooh back in the Shirley Carter days!
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I've changed my mind, it's Rod Stewart

 

[teaandgoss101]

3 dots in and I couldnae stand it anymore. If I were his neighbours, I'd have that door through in a minute. Turn the TV down you blind, deaf cunt. Such a selfish little ugly prick. I'm due on the noo, and he's giving me utter rage vibes, so aye.

He has to turn it up ma lovely to drown out the crackheads in the communal hall way. Back in ye lane you go

 

[DramaQueen79]

The sheer amount of Poly he wears should come with its own warning!

Walking fire hazzard, one false move and his sharty arse will go boom

 

[Babybail93]

I could never eat a breakfast that big before work

 

[teaandgoss101]

Ker ching!. That's the sound of your mate Hinch making more money, Maz
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All I can hear is Marion scrambling to get another payday loan to buy whatever shite she is bringing out !

Or maybe she will take pity on his poor arse and gift him lol

 

[Babybail93]

Seen this on Bored panda and wondered if the paisley penthouse front door might look like this
The comment underneath is obviously a tattler

He would love to do this, but knows it wouldn’t last 5 minutes in that ghetto he lives in

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Do people mix their criss in one bowl?!

Not a good salesman, What aboot allergies aye I'll just mix salt & vinegar with the prawn cocktail and the cheese and onion crissppz.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Autumn decor was scaled back 4 years ago! Shows how his spending addiction has spiralled ! Happy 4th Anniversary Maz in way more debt ! And for what …

What happened to that phone I wonder?

 

[JoeExotic]

Deek ootside Ibrox this morning

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Ive been blocked on two accounts hen - first time I basically gave him his character (that was on my main account) and second time because I was angry at him calling cleaners scrubbers as my Mum cleaned schools all her working life (he wasn’t a cleaner at this point) so aye.

He’s a nasty wee scrote ma luvlie. You just keep your power, so aye