Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Your wee granny sounds braw. Get her on here right away.

I just can't faddum why Martin and Derek don't want to live somewhere with a garden or where you don't have to step over needles and bits of ears. When I was a child I went without, no holidays, limited food and poor accommodation. I didn't go to university or get handed anything from anyone. But I have worked hard and have many things that strongly reek of wealth. Detached house in the country. Audis. Holiday. High credit score so there is no excuse for them.

Omg buckled at needles and ears

 

[Dawn Dayn]

You know I love to send you all to bed, knowing there's a possibility you could dream of oor Maz.

You're a vile troll oor Hope.

 

[teaandgoss101]

toilet decorating seems right up Marion’s street

 

[teaandgoss101]

He says it was aw handmade. Can nay wait.

He can't stay in his oan lane. Deekz gave him birthday money to spend and he also bought him so much. Also the things he bought him, Martin also ordered. 🤌

I reckon it’s a teapot and cosy ! I put my bets in ma lovely

 

[laynelo_]

Adding this pic here, look at the date. Same crap every year.
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Apparently she does it because her granddaughter died near Halloween so she doesn’t celebrate it and puts the Christmas decs up early cos her granddaughter would’ve loved it if she was alive still, I don’t like the woman as a person (or her sons…) and it is sad she’s lost a family member but this is just ripping the pish honestly Sorry off topic guys but I wanted tae give us some comparison er here that wee Maz is only a bit eh a nut job, no a full scale wan

 

[Keera]

Well ma loverlies, if the fitba stays at this score ah'm hoping fur wee Deek tae go radio rental and smash up the autumnal display, ah'm here fur that jurney! Mebbes Martin El either dae a wee live or a PowerPoint presentation.

same ma lovelie am out wi ma finance and I fear if the score stays the same I’ll no be gittin treetit to any petty cash or fried beige food the night

 

[Freefalling]

What the fuck is a fucking dress coat and a dress scarf???

In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this cunt has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.

Showing your age there hen, Trinny & Suzannah

What a night, you trolls didn't miss a trick. I've cried with laughter reading this thread tonight

Keep up the amazing service, I'm a mum who could do with the laughs, kids, nuff said!

 

[Turmeric123]

Mother of God can he not talk about anything but himself. I’ve swerved out of my lane and spent today in a&e with issues relating to my (real) chronic illnesses that I get PIP for (smell the £55 a week wealth) I didnt realise I now need to do a dots of doom insta story all about it. I actually just messaged my mum, my sister and kept husband up to date. No one else needed to know (or to get tae know) until I knew what was going on. I’m now home and awaiting an urgent referal for a CT scan but it doesn’t need to be on social media.
I have haunting visions of wee dirty racist deek prancing round the bed sit in nowt but orange timberlands, a shart card swinging from a sunflower lanyard and a fat spliff on his way to the bumming fort (whilst trying not to trip over 280 plastic pumpkins and a neon pepper) brain bleach please

Sending you and hope all will be OK and you can continue to mop kick your way through this tough time.
Chanting you from the rooftops

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Spotted this earlier ma lovelies, but remember he isnae going overboard this year

Looks like a hint to me.
He hoping for a freebie.
Yeah cause you need it like you need a hole in the head Mario.
Would love nothing more than someone to frisbee him with one he's Candy canes

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Eating out again . I’m annoyed

 

[twilightgarden]

Wow Marion, got enough pepper on your breakfast hen??

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

She popped up late last night when a clicked on the ‘live’ on top hand corner.. it’s entertaining sometimes before bed wae the likes ae emz / Bush etc .. but a did no expect that! N wit the fuck is her decor!

Cannae beat a bit of mad Julz I watch her lives also right guys I didnae ken who's cumin in mods block anybody you don't know while she squints at the screen (bit like oor Marion)

 

[laynelo_]

Shut up you fat, baldy heid cunt

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Oh my god. He actually looks as if somecunts fulled him way air. They constant jam jars sure are showing noo

 

[teaandgoss101]

Sorry ma lovely, Instagram. Get tae know

I’m not going to get any work done trying to find it I can pin down his fave saying there is so many lol

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

When he's oot an aboot, why doesn't anyone tag him in photo's oan that app?

 

[Madge2022]

Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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Well ma lovelies it's been annoying me aw night and aw day whit this reminded me off and just got it ...filmed in Debenhams no less!

I could never eat a breakfast that big before work

Ye obviously dinnae wurk as hard as Shartin Martin and nae debates.

 

[notanothergrammer]

My PIP is only £55 a week for my bespoke chronic illnesses (27 hospital admissions in one year alone, multiple surgeries, mobility issues, blue badge, and so on and so forth)
I bet the wee blaggart gets more than me even though he “works”….

He definitely will have, given that a review happens every 2 years he's likely claimed it when he claimed a legacy benefit before he started working, he only works part time but he's claimed it before he started and since its not means tested it doesn't matter if he works he's only workin part time to show he's too disabled to work fuhl time and it'll fuck up any top up they get and any deductions. He's absolutely no told them about his joab either. He's still gettin it and is still within his first claim I reckon (2 year)

 

[teaandgoss101]

I cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made
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Wonder where it is now ? Crushed in back of. A cupboard ? Rayn using it as a litter tray ? Lol

 

[Madge2022]

I've never heard of styling wood?!

I'm sure @hopethishelpsallthebest will do you a Photoshop of it

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Is it Sunday already?

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Hay, fucking hay?? Horses eat hay Martin. He really is ridiculously illiterate, it’s embarrassing. He looks an absolute state.