Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Oh yeah forgot the day he had to remind us he was no cook…we would never of known otherwise


I mean the government is literally advising against Christmas lights this year out of fears of a blackout and these cunts are putting the tree up 4 months early

This is 100% the best video on insta. Fucking immense.

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Oh ma gawd I am not watching them dots ah doom he can get tae fuck so aye

 

[mammaof3]

Is this c*nt right in the heed.

He says he has close pals but then sprouts his anxiety shite to IG as he has naone to talk to!

And he admits he's a sadsack. Caught up here?

 

[Madge2022]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive fucking riddle.

My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

 

[Babybail93]

Let's just be grateful he didn't add mangled grammar and misspelled words.

I’m sure we’ll get a wee talkie from him sooner or later, making it all about him

 

[Rayne]

Did you sent boobies or gash ma lovelie.

I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes too

 

[mammaof3]

Where Is he going to put all this shite?
That 1st thing looks like something my youn"uns bring home from school and it goes straight in the bin.
Also that rectangle dish looks like a mini trough.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Let’s all remember this the next time he shares stories of other people buying needless tat he’s posted about with the hashtag #mariomademedoit But he’s no an influencer though. Nope. Definitely not.

 

[teaandgoss101]

I didn’t even know sainsburys had their own range of trainers awful colours what possessed him lol

I notice THAT other Mario page is posting about Deek so maybe his stomach’s churning over that…

What other page?

 

[teaandgoss101]

“Worked” is a bit of a stretch hen.

We are talking in comparison to Marion’s standards here not hard working people like us

I’m surprised he isn’t at Balmoral waving his shart card at security demanding they let him use the toilets

Wait how is Marion preaching about toxic fumes ! His tat cave is the biggest fire hazard going

I would love him to do a live could you imagine

 

[Madge2022]

His eyesight is nowhere near bad enough to claim dla on. You have to be seriously impaired in both eyes, he's just not.

I have a relative who is registered blind and gets very little unlike Martin. Unless he's had a secret lottery win, surely he would move!

 

[JoeExotic]

Well hen, welcome tae the thread. Let me introduce masel. Am Blanche, Scottish and ah speak fluent Marion. Make yersel et hame and May ah suggest a look et the wiki and familiarise yersel wae the lingo. Tonsa love.

Yass Blanche. Get the dialect snobs told.

 

[Madge2022]

Crying

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What is this fresh hell? A fool and his (or wee Deeks) money are easily parted wuz definitely written wi Martin in mind.

What the fuck is this ma lovlie

Mebbes @hopethishelpsallthebest is tricking us aw wi the fancy photoshopping skills and Martin buys that much shite we believe it

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Remember he made space on his worktop for thar handmade item "Deekz" treatit him to?

Wonder if it'll be one of these

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

“Who dusney love a bit a CHEETA PRAYENT …?”
me Mario and it’s fucking Leopard print ya imbecile.

Back in yer ain lane hen, it's a bespoke print, so it's cheetah print. Don't you know it's limited edition totally sold out,
Tons love

 

[Wanpoodog27]

I’m clutching ma beak here watching him flounce about in them pjs!!! Kat slater eat your heart out hen!!!! Back in ma Lane I go!!!

 

[maidmaz]

He’s usually a small or XS? Ehhhhh

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Telt ma daughter tae stay in her ain lane this morning whilst straightening her hair.. teenage girls = drama.. said no tae get involved and so forth. Am affronted wae maself

Oh hen I keep calling my husband “ma luvlie”.
He’s disgusted and nae debates

 

[teaandgoss101]

Must be a classy pub he’s in - gin in a wine glass…

That doesn’t look like dezza arm ! Is he cheating on deeks?

 

[Chez300]

Aw hens am pure swervin oot ma lane and hormonal bit I really felt for her about that panic attack as I am also a sufferer and it deffo rings hame

Yeah, can’t lie me too. Seems like the start of something if he doesn’t seek help and coping mechanisms beside staying in