Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Caw1982]

Sorry Del you're an icon but ffs!!!!

 

[MaidMarion]

fucking hell, his initials. I've never noticed that before

It looks like they messed up the 'D' it looks blotchy, I wonder if it used to be a heart, for an ex or something then had it changed to his initial, it looks really badly done, what a tit he is

 

[twilightgarden]

Just got home from the theatre, saw his 210 dots of doom then came back out. I'll look at it in the morning, but it looks friggin soul destroying

Hope you had a pre-theatre meal too hen

 

[MaidMarion]

Thought he bought a new lamp? Posting auld pics Martin? Canny be arsed gutting the place for insta worthy pics the day???

He does this quite a bit, I have no doubt he "guts this hoose" once in a blue moon and takes loads of different pics to upload at random times. I think most of the time he lives in a manky pigsty. All the influuuuenzers do it, then probably sit in manky days old pj's looking and smelling like scruffs while pretending to be "living their best life"

 

[Dawn Dayn]

These people are so empty inside, unless every stolen word or thought posted immediately they feel like they don't exist.
Very old neighbour says the country can't afford a state funeral, she means it, going a bit dotty lives life on 56p a week like it's still ww2.

 

[Ferguson]

One journeh I wouldn’t mind hun going on …is a hair transplant. Fucking hell that hairline. All the money he has spent on tat he could have had 3 hair trainsplants by now and maybe his dyson hair dryer would have some use ! He might even be able to get a dyson wrap! I bet his livid he can’t use one of those lol

Aye a transplant journeh fae the cockateel feathers (no ma quote) would be amazing

I actually wonder if he goat a Dyson handheld vacuum no a Dyson hairdryer by mistake and its sucked all his hair oot by the roots

 

[Madge2022]

Watching his haul fur ma sins ...so far some is autumn and some is interior, eh?!?

Canni wait fur the rest, oan the edge of ma seat.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Well done hen, I was chanting you oan from the rooftops to get your thread title. You’ve put tattle oan the map and nae debates . Shine bright hen

 

[teaandgoss101]

Goose fumigation journeh ahahahahha

Poor rayn will get the blame even tho she is a prisoner in the tat cell

If you turn it upside down it could be. His leaky bum . Abstract art n all

If you turn it upside down it could be. His leaky bum . Abstract art n all

 

[peachy-keen]

I didn’t even know sainsburys had their own range of trainers awful colours what possessed him lol


What other page?

Can’t name it or I’ll be in trouble but just look for his name and his fav saying….so aye.

 

[Skyflier6727]

i can’t even with him today. It’s the 3rd of fucking September and he’s got candy cane lame posts again. What the hell is wrong with the wee muppet. He’s no right!

 

[teaandgoss101]

trying to keep ma power and get through his stories but he doesn’t half waffle some shite! Interesting that when he starts talking about this supposed big event with business people he about pulls his hair oot would love to have him analysed by the folk from the bespoke programme Faking It on Quest, would be fascinating.

The worst bit about it is he probs watched the dots of doom and thought it was of a good enough standard to post! Never mind 99,9% of it was pure gibberish !

 

[Freefalling]

Aww ffs, she'll be scunnert with that eyesore before Halloween!

 

[Macmama]

Gets some paneling up and herringbone flooring and he's the next Laurence Bowen.

I’ll no be taking any blame for that one, so aye.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’m sure I’ve seen him all cozy in bed in his Jammies !
He will defo need them when he canny afford to wear his leccie bill

I thought his flooring was grey ? Has he changed it again ?

It's the Hinch beige filter ma lovelie.

Christ on a bike
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Nooooooooooo!!! Did he do a titty pump.
Kids are crying, Christmas ruined.

 

[orangeboom]

Clutchin ma beak at the bald gallery

 

[DollyTheLamb]

This cunt is delusional. He really believes in himself. There is clearly some sort of learning disability. If he wasn’t such a nasty wee cunt I’d think “bless him” haha

I’ve always said this about the two of them, they both have learning difficulties. Nae debates!!!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

The only things he can think of to put in all they bowls he has shown is crisps and all different flavour crisps . Wow what a sales man .

See when she was spinning it, I was hoping it would go flying and smash. Hope Rayn spins it thinking it's a toy.
I'm a cunt, ma life, ma rules.
Back tae ma ain lane I go.

 

[Popper]

That’s us in full meltdown Mode now ma lovelies. He’s lost it

 

[teaandgoss101]

I don’t know how I got thru that !

so basically

- he knows his inadequate compèred to successful business people
- and he does not identify as an influencer

Also Semichem do I recall something shady about him working there coming out ? Or am I imagining that ?