Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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Oooh back in the Shirley Carter days!Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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Ma lovelies don't all try at once tae order your £8 burnt orange dress coat fae Shein for Autumn Wintum
Shartin has snatched the last one so aye.
However you can get yoursel a bespoke Edinburgh Tartan £9 dress scarf
Or
How aboot some Kat Slater Jammies which are both polyester & silk, you can wear these wi plastic sliders and be extra cosy so aye
Shartin has snatched the last one so aye.
However you can get yoursel a bespoke Edinburgh Tartan £9 dress scarf
Or
How aboot some Kat Slater Jammies which are both polyester & silk, you can wear these wi plastic sliders and be extra cosy so aye
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Todger size ma loverlie
Came to say the same, bless the wee hen, going oot after they removed his brain, he's such an influuuuenzer
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No ma lovlie, Shirley is dead classy compared to our Marion . Now back in ye lane you go , no debates
Of course. Forgot. Toddler shoes tooTodger size ma loverlie
Omg you guys have me howling on ma bus home from work. People looking at me like they have seen Marion wrapped up in his sleeping bag in 90 degree heat
Why is the left side totally bald??Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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Dressed like a casual business man
Is that Rayn on phone cover or a fake cat before Rayn?Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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Did he have that as a reminder one day he'll have a cat just like that
He's awwww cozy in his new pj's, oot the shower and straight into just out the bag pj's, manky wee scrote, wash them first! I hope they have factory dust and dirt all over them and germs climb up inside his wee naked mushroom, short journey mind!
I've changed my mind, it's Rod Stewart
Back in yer ain lane hen theres no Orange in it
It's pure beautiful and cosy I'll have you know Madge hen
Tons love
Where’s his ugg slippers at my lovelies? Has the debt collector took them?
Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at this.
Can yee take slippers tae Cash Converters?
I got it in the colour cam carm erm light Biege 
Marion looking in the mirror
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I defo think he's wears stuff once and returns or doesn't even wear them.
For someone that loves to be cosy it's baffling why he's bought a rusty orange (cheap) smart coat.
It was only £8.50 that's literally only reason he bought it not cause he would like one it's £8.50 he has to have it.
I wonder why cheap material won't last.
There’s nae way he’s knocking about in paisley on public transport dressed like this hens. He would be lynched in seconds. A don’t think he would even make it past the junkies on the stairwell.. maybe he dress up and plays make believe in his brothers gaff when he dog sits.
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