Looks like a hint to me.
He hoping for a freebie.
Yeah cause you need it like you need a hole in the head Mario.
Would love nothing more than someone to frisbee him with one he's Candy canes
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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He hoping for a freebie.
Yeah cause you need it like you need a hole in the head Mario.
Would love nothing more than someone to frisbee him with one he's Candy canes
“Who dusney love a bit a CHEETA PRAYENT …?”
me Mario and it’s bleeping Leopard print ya imbecile.
me Mario and it’s bleeping Leopard print ya imbecile.
Back in yer ain lane hen, it's a bespoke print, so it's cheetah print. Don't you know it's limited edition totally sold out,
Tons love
What, and you think I'm just going to let youse all forget? I think the duck not ma lovelie.
It's no worth the nightmares doll. Ah bet that's why he fake tans, wee Deek wakes up every morning shouting you've sharted the bed again Martin!. Martin denying it and blaming the broon marks oan fake tan and lights another wax melt tae hide the jobby smell.
You're a wrong un @hopethishelpsallthebest #triggered
This must be why he has to change his bed sheets everyday ! Poo squirts all over them sheets
Size XS 
tit stripes all over the sheets.
Aw the local weans throwing sticky willies oan his felt jaiket. #iykyk
The Kat slater shorts
You know I love to send you all to bed, knowing there's a possibility you could dream of oor Maz.You're a wrong un @hopethishelpsallthebest #triggered
Marion the health services do not want your respect when you ponse off the government spending money on tat that could go towards paying these ‘earth angels’ higher salaries ! Or when you are prancing around shops with covid …are you in ‘complete empathy’ of them then ?
duck off you cock womble ! He has got right on my tits tonight
Just sharted wi that thought
I was given a real Burberry scarf when my wee one was born. Christmas baby. I have worn it every year for 8 years and never felt the need to buy more scarves. I also only own a handful of coats. One is a manky dog walking coat I have no intentions of replacing any time soon. One has been with me longer than my husband lol
WHY does he need sooooooo many bloody coats & scarfs when he admittedly doesn't leave the house. Make it make sense. And Martine, those are womens pyjamas. Nay debates.
I will have you know Martin was first out there banging a pot on a Thursday night during lockdown. I'm not sure whether it was for key workers or his boiled stovies had stuck to it though.Marion the health services do not want your respect when you ponse off the government spending money on tat that could go towards paying these ‘earth angels’ higher salaries ! Or when you are prancing around shops with covid …are you in ‘complete empathy’ of them then ?
duck off you cock womble ! He has got right on my tits tonight
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More likely to scare off the crackheads sitting in the communal stair way ma lovelyI will have you know Martin was first out there banging a pot on a Thursday night during lockdown. I'm not sure whether it was for key workers of his boiled stovies had stuck to it though.
I can't breathe hahahaha what the duck does he look like 
The thought of his 
boaby rubbing off the glitter pumpkin sheets tonight is giving me the boak. I'll not sleep the night hens
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