Like his sweet Pinot greeeegioLovely material, soft and POLYESTERdo not belong in the same sentence! What a tube. And he doesn't care if they're short, the heating is on full blast all the time....he's going to have some shock come winter
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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And he’ll be sitting there in his synthetic “soft polyester” non-degradable kat slater jammies that will pollute the bleeping earth for years to come. So aye.
if I handed that pj set to Mr tinker bell cat I think I’d be dumped my lovely - nae debates!Right who’s all running out to buy their Man that PJ set???
bleeping state of that Beaky Mutant
Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald. 
Youse my code… YOUSE?! He’s having a bleeping laugh, isn’t he? He has to be! Surely no one could be that thick. No wonder you’re not an influencer Mazda!
He really fancies himself in GQ
The feck are those ugly things on his feet?!
They're so cheap because Shein make all their range in China. And you can tell because those scarves are practically see through
Hope he puts these synthetic things on for us to see
The feck are those ugly things on his feet?!
They're so cheap because Shein make all their range in China. And you can tell because those scarves are practically see through
Hope he puts these synthetic things on for us to see
Same hen Mr Lamb would kick me to the Kurb quicker than you could say “Sheeeeeeen”
I hope he doesn’t stand to close to an open flame in them … he and his tat cave will go up in flames quicker than you can say “not ma quote”And he’ll be sitting there in his synthetic “soft polyester” non-degradable kat slater jammies that will pollute the bleeping earth for years to come. So aye.
Dae ye cum fae a long line of fannies hen?
The announcement that he doesn’t wear jammies to bed is gonny result in ma dinner coming back up.
also “youse my code” has annoyed me more than it should.
also “youse my code” has annoyed me more than it should.
Sorry Del you're an icon but ffs!!!!
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I’m clutching ma beak here watching him flounce about in them pjs!!! Kat slater eat your heart out hen!!!! Back in ma Lane I go!!!
High neck polo? Whit?!
Three dress coats? Whit fur?! Aw they days oot in the hoose aw cosy in case he hus aoverheating episode panic attack?!
Canny breathe fur laughing ma lovelies. Call me mental but how many coats do you need when you never go anywhere? Never seen him go an autumn wintum walk other than to his work and back.
I'm howling. This fucker is trolling us I swear. When I tell you I RAN HERE
Three dress coats? Whit fur?! Aw they days oot in the hoose aw cosy in case he hus a
Canny breathe fur laughing ma lovelies. Call me mental but how many coats do you need when you never go anywhere? Never seen him go an autumn wintum walk other than to his work and back.
I'm howling. This fucker is trolling us I swear. When I tell you I RAN HERE
Christ on a bike
‘Imagine it with a high neck polo’ eh?? It’s a polo, of course it has a high neck. He’s thick as bleeping mince
That bleeping hair! It looks like he’s had a patch shaved fae brain surgery and it’s just started tae grow back!Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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We know he doesn’t have a brain though, so that theory is oot
I’m sure I’ve seen him all cozy in bed in his Jammies !
He will defo need them when he canny afford to wear his leccie bill
I thought his flooring was grey ? Has he changed it again ?
He's such a fanny 
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