Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Dawn Dayn]

Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
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Was this the working men's club outing.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Spotted this earlier ma lovelies, but remember he isnae going overboard this year

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’m sure I’ve seen him all cozy in bed in his Jammies !
He will defo need them when he canny afford to wear his leccie bill

I thought his flooring was grey ? Has he changed it again ?

It's the Hinch beige filter ma lovelie.

Christ on a bike
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Nooooooooooo!!! Did he do a titty pump.
Kids are crying, Christmas ruined.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Are we all just brushing over him not wearing PJs to bed?

 

[teaandgoss101]

It's the Hinch beige filter ma lovelie.

Garuntee that floor will be ripped up and replaced with beige flooring by end of 2023 ! He is. It the full ticket

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What the duck is a bleeping dress coat and a dress scarf???

In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this bleep has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Are we all just brushing over him not wearing PJs to bed?

Blocking out the trauma ma lovely x

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Thanks Mazda for sharing the links where you bought your new clobber. But none of us will be buying, WE WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED BY YOU!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Thanks Mazda for sharing the links where you bought your new clobber. But none of us will be buying, WE WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED BY YOU!

Shared the link, but it will show his address.
Honestly though, let's be honest trolls if we were to take a pic of ourselves right now, knackered, hair like an exploded firework wearing gardening clo... Hang on, I mean me. Anyhoo, golden rule, don't share pics of yourself when you're looking mad.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Ma lovelies I’m so behind but am I really seeing this soft bleep wearing silky leopard print shorts

 

[Johnnoijones]

What the duck is a bleeping dress coat and a dress scarf???

In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this bleep has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.

You are showing your age with the trinny and Susannah reference my lovelie

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I am clutching ma beak at his bespoke Shein fashion show. I’m feeling a bit miserable after being I’ll and the other half is away working but you lot have cheered me right up.
those sliders! wtf is a dress scarf, a dress jacket. He only ever wears tighty joggers and a hoosecoat. I can see him sliding into castleveechi for a wee beige feast in his high neck polo and an orange dress Coat. Orange obvs to make Deek feel at home

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

State of him. Sorry to break it to ye, Martin but those jammies with po-kits are definitely women's.

 

[orangeboom]

That burnt orange coat is the most classy thing av seen in ma life hens, looks straight out of a shite itv police drama

 

[Poptart]

Are we all just brushing over him not wearing PJs to bed?

YES. YES WE ARE.

 

[avabella]

Cannae believe I've been missing oot on the softest polyester Kat Slater jammies wae poackets. I'm swerving right oot ma lain and heading to Shein.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

That burnt orange coat is the most classy thing av seen in ma life hens, looks straight out of a shite itv police drama

it looks like it’s made of felt. Like the little fuzzy felt creatures you stuck to the fuzzy board (showing ma age with the fuzzy felts there) those scarfs are even in the plastic packets you get down the market.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I’m clutching my beak at this thread tonight my lovelies,
sheen pj’s, burnt orange thin as wallpaper coats,
ugg slippers of to cash converters or else rayns shite in them,
baldy head going to the working man’s club,
fake Burberry scarves,

what an absolute treat

 

[orangeboom]

it looks like it’s made of felt. Like the little fuzzy felt creatures you stuck to the fuzzy board (showing ma age with the fuzzy felts there) those scarfs are even in the plastic packets you get down the market.

He had better stock up on the lint roller refills as the fucker will have every tiny bit of fluff and hair drawn to it like a magnet

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Sheen. Nope, She-in. Herms flashback.

What is a dress scarf. The horror, I just have scarves, or as Shartin would say, scarfs. Obvs I have categorised knickers, fat ones, sexy catfishing ones, I'm not a complete savage.