ScottishMammy92
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Hullo ma lovelies ![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
Been without a phone since Tueaday...darling husband tried to throw it to me at the side of the pool (smell the wealth) and missed and it smashed into aww wee bits. New LCD and screen and I'm back in business...I've bloody missed yees aw!
Finally caught up and I've cried with laughter aw night! This bespoke page never fails to have me clutching ma beak!
Anyone else think companies just send him aw wee broken bits and claim its a bespoke order just for him? Probably wee dents and wee bits missing fae aw the shite he's opened today. How much shite can ye throw behind a couch before you've got 2ft of living room left and nae where tae sit? Deed![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Huv a feeling there will be a wee bespoke wooden cocktail tree in that wee space he's cleared on they bespoke vinyl solid oak worktops. That or a wee bespoke wooden stand for his velveeta-tizer machine. Mazzas Hot Shart Choclit Station.
Bet he canny wait tae fill aw they bespoke hard ceramic in the colour grey bed pans wae his favourite criss and joos.
Anyway ma lovelies I'm away tae get aw cosy aff the heat ae ma sunburn. Tonsa love and tattie hearts tae yees aw![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
![Blue heart :blue_heart: 💙](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f499.png)
![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
Been without a phone since Tueaday...darling husband tried to throw it to me at the side of the pool (smell the wealth) and missed and it smashed into aww wee bits. New LCD and screen and I'm back in business...I've bloody missed yees aw!
Finally caught up and I've cried with laughter aw night! This bespoke page never fails to have me clutching ma beak!
Anyone else think companies just send him aw wee broken bits and claim its a bespoke order just for him? Probably wee dents and wee bits missing fae aw the shite he's opened today. How much shite can ye throw behind a couch before you've got 2ft of living room left and nae where tae sit? Deed
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Huv a feeling there will be a wee bespoke wooden cocktail tree in that wee space he's cleared on they bespoke vinyl solid oak worktops. That or a wee bespoke wooden stand for his velveeta-tizer machine. Mazzas Hot Shart Choclit Station.
Bet he canny wait tae fill aw they bespoke hard ceramic in the colour grey bed pans wae his favourite criss and joos.
Anyway ma lovelies I'm away tae get aw cosy aff the heat ae ma sunburn. Tonsa love and tattie hearts tae yees aw
![Gem stone :gem: 💎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48e.png)
![Blue heart :blue_heart: 💙](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f499.png)