Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Poptart]

Are we all just brushing over him not wearing PJs to bed?

YES. YES WE ARE.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I always post marioish oan other posts hen
Ma post
Ma rules
So aye

I love seein Marioism's creepin into other theards. It fair makes ma day.
Nay Debates.

 

[Sloppys]

Basically he’s just pure raging he’s made nae money from being an influencer, not that he’s an influencer. It’s ok Maz, you’re happy being sent your free Christmas gonks whilst Hinch is sat in her £1.5 mil house .
Cannae call himself an influencer but cannae stop saying the work. Unable story in front of Deek, proceeds to get him on camera and ask him about him being an influencer. Ffs Maz, pick a lane and stay in it.

 

[JoeExotic]

Ugly orange boots to match his ugly orange sash
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Ugly orange boots for an ugly orange basturt

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

How risky sleeping naked when you have an actual shart card, at least now we know why he changes the bedding 6 times a week so aye

Ugh, 2 dirty bum holes brushing against fresh bedding. All kids of wrong.

 

[Babybail93]

I think one day he’ll just disappear off the gram. No fanfare. The page will just be gone.

It’ll be when the debts finally catch up with him. It can’t be far off already with how much his spending has ramped up.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

A million dots of doom again the night. I’m 3 dots in and he’s said twice that he ‘gets affronted’ when doing stories in front of Deek... Here’s what being affronted means Martin... stop using words you don’t understand to try and make you sound clever. You just sound like a tit

 

[Ratgrrl]

He looks like he ain't got teeth in this clip lol. Skipped through all the dots. As usual. Boring bastard.

 

[Rayne]

A guy wanted nudes but told him nae am all cozy in ma bed in ma dressing gown. I am actually Marion except i dunnae call it a hoosecoat

 

[Eastendgirl2020]

They fucking fast fashion coats, the 1999 timberland boots with their own carbon footprint, the endless buying of plastic shite…

Marios the main cause of climate change.

Nae debates!

 

[Kat__lax]

Cause the app is no ma joab and I must get to know but is it some kind of race on who puts their season tat up the earliest? You know the app they aw post oan just cause they absolutely love it stunning it’s gorgeous and it’s no for validation or likes, ano some of the accounts with more than 1 brain cell do it for money no Martine though she’s no about that, staying humble xxx

Adding this pic here, look at the date. Same crap every year.
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That is totally ridiculous and SO cheap looking, they really need to sit down and get some class!!!

 

[DramaQueen79]

This clown thinks he is an interior designer?! Buckelt

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

How I feel every time I see his ugly mug

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Why am I blurting all this stuff out to youse, I'm not back on the tramadol, promise.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Fuck sake! Going to 8 bloody Tescos is NOT getting them straight away. In fact it’s the actual opposite of getting them “straight” away

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Are they ashtrays for Deek?

 

[mammaof3]

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#79 Influence me this, Influence me that, all he does is buy tat.

 

[sad little life jane]

Moans about the bus, why not learn to drive then you fucking tube

 

[Babybail93]

Ginger circle has done me in!


According to @Babybail93 its a tiny clit I believe.

It’s definitely a little clitty ma lovely. Nae swinging tae it. Also, we’ve heard oan the grapevine that he is bald as a coot doon there.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Day 3 of September and he is over autumn and in to Christmas. He has issues

 

[Whats the 411]

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@Madge2022 & @hopethishelpsallthebest this is absolute class. Yous cunny funts on this thread make me wantae wave my anonymity and get use to slag me.

@chickenlittle007 how can you no laugh at this gold