Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Milfordcubicle]

Mop kicking into the thread on this dawn of days. Hi all.
no change with our pumpkinny pal then I am bemused as to where he stores all the shite. There is no room in there to play with a cat as they clearly don’t. I am so over all this pumpkin shite. I love autumn as much as the next fat bird that likes scarves and boots and jumpers but narry a pumpkin shall pass my front or back door (smell the wealth) maybe on Halloween if the kids decide they want one (doubt it as all teens and beyond) but I shall not have a hot choc station, a pumpkin patch or a pair of timberlands in pumpkin orange.
so aye and so forth. Spine bright y’all

 

[MaidMarion]

He's awwww cozy in his new pj's, oot the shower and straight into just out the bag pj's, manky wee scrote, wash them first! I hope they have factory dust and dirt all over them and germs climb up inside his wee naked mushroom, short journey mind!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Look at this ugly face.
That's his shitting face, so aye.

 

[Babybail93]

Calling it she’ll be back wae full oan Candy Cane Lame on Monday “tae lift her nations spirits at this sad time”!

Any excuse eh Maz?

 

[teaandgoss101]

Come up for a breather from the million dots

so he went to an events with legitimate successful business people. And he cringed when asked what he does..

now this I believe actually ! Because deep down he knowse exactly what he is a lazy dosser !

it has nothing to do with you being shy ! The only thing your shy of is work ! And meeting hard working people made you feel inadequate that’s all that was

 

[MaidMarion]

What is this ugly homemade looking tattoo?


Is it his initials MDM?

 

[#noinfluencer]

Is it Sunday already?

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Fucking state of it, looks like he's been embalmed!

 

[JoeExotic]

If a acted like a pure fanny online and had nearly 80 threads pulling me up on it then am sure I’d have social anxiety tae.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Wasn't his bestie hinch who pushed all those ludicrous things, spraying zoflora and lenor everywhere, flowers on the hob.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

No wonder he was banished to stay at the aunties, his family must be fucking mortified!!

 

[me ma will tell ya]

Me to another new thread:

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and so forth!

You know when you've been tangooed. if ya don't know get tae know.
Hes nearly the same colour as deeks orange order sash.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Procrastinating hens. Should be thinking about work next week but watched all the dots of doom instead.

Noticed how much he repeats himself so took note of how many times he says the following:

Beautiful/gorgeous: 60 times
(Home) stylin: 20 times.
Love it/this: 17 times
Gifted/surprise/nae idea this was comin: 7 times.

Loved him talking about how he loves his grub and his "Pringle criss."

"We'll be livin' our best lifes!"

 

[Sloppys]

So he’s basically admitted that he has no pals, no life and insta is his unpaid joab? . If he wasn’t such a twat you’d almost feel sorry for him.

 

[Babybail93]

I’m just going to throw it out there but being on a bus in 22 degree heat wearing a long length winter coat might be the reason for him having a funny turn?

The cunt was probably on a come doon from no enough carbs. She was soon right as rain once the purse was oot buying plastic shite

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

I still can't actually believe that he uses a Dyson hairdryer

 

[Caw1982]

I cleared shit like this out my dead nans house.
I was with her when she brought said shit from the flea market.
Back in my laine I go.

 

[scottloz]

Jesus, first song on The Voice this year is Higher Love. There'll be an involuntary Martin shart with all of the excitement.

'Sing it loud Will/Tom/Olly/Annemarie hen'

 

[laynelo_]

Autumn decor was scaled back 4 years ago! Shows how his spending addiction has spiralled ! Happy 4th Anniversary Maz in way more debt ! And for what …

This picDeek looks like he’s been held hostage. They do not have one normal pic together.

 

[muscadet]

Filtering his room to make it look beige again fanny

 

[SuzyE]

'So much respect for youse all'...You illiterate bastard. You're such an embarrassment on social media

Shove your stupid candy canes up ya hoop...sideways!