Aw, whit ah’d pay to watch Deek set fire take those wee daft pumpkins and chuck them oot the windae. He’s not gonna be a happy wee clementine the day, that’s fur sure.
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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You bet me to it ma luvley. Marios panic buying Christmas pressies noo because he knows deeks coming in stinking of orange order odour and is gonna turn the place upside doon in a sectarian rage. So aye.
Bought his first Xmas gift, probably a “Tae Martin love Martin” effort oan Deeks credit caird.
Mon the tic 
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Brilliant Blanche, kin jist hear Martin telling wee Deek the nite, ah've started yer shopping fur ma Christmas (wunner if he calls it cissmas?), ye need tae be sensible wi money Derek!
Sensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word 
And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
Aww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #neededSensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word
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And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
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Mr Margrit just shouted “get intae that manky mob!” So he’s been warned that he will be sent to the bedroom to watch it on the shell chair if there’s anymore of that.
I nearly sharted myself and I am now on edge so pouring a wee wine to calm me down.
I nearly sharted myself and I am now on edge so pouring a wee wine to calm me down.
He’s a salesman’s dream is he no. Wid actually buy anything sitting oan a display. Looks like the freebies aff Jenny will be gawn tae the back a the cupboard along wae the other hunner cups he’s got.Sensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word
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And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
I see the brother and his boyfriend have put on a big spread today. Must be having people over. Wonder if Marion will be invited…
Probably not, as we wud huv hud dots of doom aboot his outfit a week ago, like the big night out tae the community centre for a weans dance show.
Is he a member of that lot too
?No ma lovelie, he’s a catholic and a massive Celtic fan. #Masc4MascIs he a member of that lot too
i can’t even with him today. It’s the 3rd of bleeping September and he’s got candy cane lame posts again. What the hell is wrong with the wee muppet. He’s no right!
Mr Mac’s been sent oot the hoose in disgrace tae the shops wae the petty cash fur a wee cider after his shouting at the telly. Sent the eldest feral wean with him an aw, make sure he behaved himself so aye.
Where’s he getting all the money from ? Don’t believe Derek is buying him all these presents all of a sudden .
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Has the second Cost of Living payment gone in?
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