Oh FFS doll
Taggart's goat nothing oan you, ah think Martin is sending himsel' messages again.
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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What normal adult gets birthday ffs
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Liar!. We've seem the crap stored in the bed. If there was room in it you wouldn't have had all that shite behind the sofa for month's.
But ah thought aw his autumn and wintum wax melts and haun wash smelt byootiful?
Is that his baldy napper bottom right or a hairless knee, even though he showed us his werewolf legs?
Hes literally showed the pile of shite behind the sofa twice in the past week. Right? Or am I losing my mind?
And don't even start me on the kitchen door...that fuckers never shutting! Must be a power of shite crammed behind it.
Remember in the newspaper article about him they wrote that he has so little space in his flat his shark takes pride of place in the middle of the living room
need to read that again it was brilliant 
Is that his baldy napper bottom right or a hairless knee, even though he showed us his werewolf legs?
Birthday Money has ended me 
bleeping 39 and getting £20 in a card 
plus why use holidays, save them and go on actual holiday
bleeping 39 and getting £20 in a card plus why use holidays, save them and go on actual holidayThere's the horrible little ball bag we all know
Don't worry hen, that's why we screenshot for those blocked.
He hates the truth
I just got blockedAsked on Marians q&a why they swear so much. I guess I should stay in Ma own lane!!! I don’t have the same twinkle as our Marian
Don't worry hen, that's why we screenshot for those blocked. He hates the truth
What does this even mean? 
Oops I must have ratted ole Marians cage. He’s full of tit but I’m so annoyed I’ll not see anymore beige dinners, cucumbers with salt, and the lip journey. Marian why did you do this to meThere's the horrible little ball bag we all know
Ye've made it doll tae the dots of doom.I just got blocked
Kin ah get yer autograph?
Cudnie gie a feck but blocks ye.
Keeps it real by using filters and nae debates.
“Can’t find there comment”. Aye. That’s because you blocked them you fat little turd
Had a wee read through this absolutel gem and I am HOWLING!
Some personal highlights:
1. They comment on how small the flat is more than once. How he has no storage. How they can see the entire thing as soon as he opens the door.
2. Under the photo of Martin and Deek they've put Derek as his "finance"...we didnae know then but we got tae know
3. The comment that Paisley isn't ideal for a cleanfluencer and all his big plans for moving. He's nae plans for anything but opening his eyes!
Howling. I'm howling.
Edited because I was laughing so hard I forgot to put the link on...
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Some personal highlights:
1. They comment on how small the flat is more than once. How he has no storage. How they can see the entire thing as soon as he opens the door.
2. Under the photo of Martin and Deek they've put Derek as his "finance"...we didnae know then but we got tae know
3. The comment that Paisley isn't ideal for a cleanfluencer and all his big plans for moving. He's nae plans for anything but opening his eyes!
Howling. I'm howling.
Edited because I was laughing so hard I forgot to put the link on...
Scotland's male Mrs Hinch has turned council flat into a cleanfluencer paradise
In 18 months Mario McKnight has gone from Instagram newbie to being a brand ambassador for a wax melt brand and getting a million page views for the reveal of his Christmas tree.
His knob.
Aw ffs, there's only one weekend left in August after this one and my birthday is next weekend. Ah wull be raging if we ur birthday twins, fumming as I planned a bespoke dinner in jamjars.
Leaving this here as evidence. He said this on 18th August 2022. He isn’t going overboard for Christmas…….
This has to go in the wiki. The foul mouthed liar.
I forgot about that article, and reading it again just sounds like the journalist is taking the piss out of himHad a wee read through this absolutel gem and I am HOWLING!
Some personal highlights:
1. They comment on how small the flat is more than once. How he has no storage. How they can see the entire thing as soon as he opens the door.
2. Under the photo of Martin and Deek they've put Derek as his "finance"...we didnae know then but we got tae know
3. The comment that Paisley isn't ideal for a cleanfluencer and all his big plans for moving. He's nae plans for anything but opening his eyes!
Howling. I'm howling.
Edited because I was laughing so hard I forgot to put the link on...
Scotland's male Mrs Hinch has turned council flat into a cleanfluencer paradise
In 18 months Mario McKnight has gone from Instagram newbie to being a brand ambassador for a wax melt brand and getting a million page views for the reveal of his Christmas tree.
But how things have changed now. No longer a cleaning influencer (not my words). The lack of interaction with Hinch and AvaMay. Yeah how the mighty have fallen
How do you add things to wiki, I saw an edit button but it brought up whole thing. As I was on phone I was terrified I deleted the whole wiki by mistake so quickly closed it
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