Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx

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Awww hens this thread “you all make me howling” as our Martin would say. So aye.

pmsl at our lovelie asking about the swearing and getting a bespoke block. Nae worries hen you still have us 🥔🫶
 
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The misuse of “there” is really upsetting me the night hens
Just keep repeating 'Mario's an illiterate twit' 😂

That poor bloody cat. She so hates him and looks terrified. I bet he’s mean to her. 😡
We've got proof of that as well. Calling her a little witch because she was meowing for her dinner. The ugly little bastard what he is.
 
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Thread suggestion: Martin exposed as being a vicious wee twit, yet he still carries oan buying autumn and wintum tat.
 
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Imagine being almost 40 and having 0 plans and 0 goals. Even basic things like go for a day out in a city, go to the beach, have afternoon tea with the girls. Dear lord what a sad little life Marion.
 
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Well he’s having a wee cozy weekend in with his sweet Pinot, so he’s probably done a Q&A so he’s got a good bit of tattle to catch up on 😘
 
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Fecking dots of doom the night which now means I have 25 pages to catch up on
 
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Aw man so tempted tae ask him loosda shite aboot his singing stories but a dun wantae get blocked like I did on ma other account so il stay in ma oan laine fae noo 🤭
 
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Awww poor Marion never got gifted a new settee after all the hinting for one 🤣🤣
Nae bleeping wonder 🤔 He never ever tags Danyell on any pics of his 'gifted' items from the tat cave 🙄 shes aff her heid gifting half a brain anything
 
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Questions for Mario. 😍 Definitely not written by Mario.
Q, Yore haire looks so great, hav youse fought about bein a haydresser.
A, aww ma lovelie a hav a sesstificate
Q, why are youse so wunnerful
A, Thank youse hummers of lovelies for message these youse great are. Try to be wunnerful I do. Yoda I am.
Q, Shag marry push off a cliff, Derek Andrew hinch?
A, BLOCKED YOUSE VILE TROLL
 
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Just had to come inside for a wee break from the sun (and Mr Margrit), and what a 30 mins it’s been going over his Q&A which is basically the same as every other one he does. Rinse and repeat.

Ronaldo at the bar is giving me strange looks as I knock back sweet dry white wine spritzers whilst catching up oan this thread!!
 
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Just had to come inside for a wee break from the sun (and Mr Margrit), and what a 30 mins it’s been going over his Q&A which is basically the same as every other one he does. Rinse and repeat.

Ronaldo at the bar is giving me strange looks as I knock back sweet dry white wine spritzers whilst catching up oan this thread!!
A hope them spritzers are with tonic or barrs lemonade hen!!
 
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