Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx

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He pulls the most ugly faces.
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
 
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Is this the air fryer that Rendall has been going on about? I don’t ever remember him having one in the first place so is it just another thing he needs to ‘fit in’.

Also, thinking he’s being all classy and bespoke with Barefoot wine…

Also, #FREEDEREK. Not felt this passionate since #FreeDeidre (If ya no, ya no and are probably over 30)
 
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Freetheweatherfieldone!! Hilarious! Im a tad over 30
 
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What the fuck is that hair?

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Looks like a row of spiders shouting for help, before they fall off the back of his flat head (I'm not on the tramadol ma lovelies).

He pulls the most ugly faces.
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
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caption competition. Pic 2 DON'T STOP DEREK HNNGGGGGG
 
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Let me tell you ma luvlies Jam Jar is no cheap in Ptoon despite selling freezer food shite. Minimum £10 a meal without drinks, so aye he’s spent at least £25 on food that’ll be running back oot him in an hour. I remember an ex of mine tried to convince me to go to it years ago and I refused, although now I should’ve at the possibility of seeing the two hobbits in the flesh.

Also can’t wait to see our Marion mad way it pished on Saturday after a sip a alcohol. Living life as it should be hens
 
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He sounds like he's been on the vino and lemonade tonight.

Spending again. He can't stop.

''Go get a cosy blanket''... fuck off.

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Haha free the paisley one!
 
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