Ah thought it wiz ye but didni wan tae start a fight ma loverlieThat would be me ma lovely! My favourite story! Pull a pig
Mebbes she wiz gonni visit the bespoke bedsit but told driver tae keep gawn when she seen the ootside.Someone said at the time she had to drive past Beirut to get to that girls house over Christmas, so there's no way she'll ever let him into the funny farm, deluded muppet!
No lovely, she went to Glasgow to visit someone else but drove past Paisley Towers to and from the airport. Baldy got snubbed and to say he didn't take it well would be an understatement, This caused Martin to have a meltdown on the app that isn't his job
What thread is this on? I need to see thisNo lovely, she went to Glasgow to visit someone else but drove past Paisley Towers to and from the airport. Baldy got snubbed and to say he didn't take it well would be an understatement, This caused Martin to have a meltdown on the app that isn't his job
Hopefully this link works, if not I'd you look under dramas on his wiki, the links are there.What thread is this on? I need to see this
Aw ma luvlie, am laughing cos of the whole Hinch Scotland visit last year where oor Martin was up gutting the hoose at 5am aw excited expecting her tae visit the bedsit cos she was literally doon the road but she patched him and efter he had a breakdoon giving it “aw snakes on this app” and stopped following the wee disabled lassie Hinch was visiting. It wis a magical time that really exposed him for the petty jealous wee prick he is.
That’s how I ended up here. Someone mentioned it on another thread so I came & had a nosy. It was when he went on his comma after it had all happened so he wasn’t even posting at the time but this thread had me in hysterics!
Hinch if she’d stopped at the Paisley PalaisAh thought it wiz ye but didni wan tae start a fight ma loverlie
Mebbes she wiz gonni visit the bespoke bedsit but told driver tae keep gawn when she seen the ootside.
I’ve never seen the screenshots from the lassies mawOn the thread in question (and possibly the one after it) there are some delicious screenshots of Martin’s “Nothin but sneks round ere, just me an the hot chocolate station from now on” grid post before he bottled it and did a dirty delete.
Also screenshots of the girl’s mother digging him out on her stories and another home account blasting him for being the wet hoosecoat sleeve that he is. He had to turn off comments oan his grid posts and go into hiding until NYE. Was nothing short of sensational.
I’m off tae look fae them now If ye find them doll, remember yer pals here and poast a wee link, tonsa luv M xI’ve never seen the screenshots from the lassies maw
Mario’s response to Hinch’s snub:
Crawling back up her hole a day later:
The other home account doing him dirty (it’s a smaller account so don’t want to compromise their security hens)
Katie’s mum throwing shade:
That meltdown was brilliantNo lovely, she went to Glasgow to visit someone else but drove past Paisley Towers to and from the airport. Baldy got snubbed and to say he didn't take it well would be an understatement, This caused Martin to have a meltdown on the app that isn't his job
We need another oneHis cupboards are like a jumble sale ffs.
IT'S ALL TRUE witch, DEREK DEFINITELY SLID INTO MARIO'S DMS.
I’d forgotten how awful that tree was. No personality at all. Just an insta hun tree
I gave up hen sorry
this app isnae ma full time joab and I cannae be arsed tae look anymore Aye it’s a good one! He opened the fence dont you knowThe Blind Nikita dog story is superb ma lovely
Am pyoor wretching ma lovelie at the thought of his stinking sweaty slippers he’s kicked right aff, and that hoosecoat, must be kicking up a very bespoke aroma in paisley towers the day and nae debatesEeew tho, you know his feet are clammy sweaty sponges if he never takes the slippers off, the honk must be
I’ll bet he shaves his hooves as well. It’s not a massive leap, considering she shaves her hands
Agreed hen, looks like a straight line between the thick fluff on the legs and the smoothness of the stonking feet, probably like a Hobbits foot really , if you know you know, so aye
You huv been spending too much time wi Martin and nae debates. Ah bet ye huv yer autumn tat oot ready fur the weekend. Tonsa luv M xI gave up hen sorry
