It’s Christmas in ma hoose ma lovelie! It is august after all
Martin’s candy cane lame ain’t got tit on mine 
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Martin’s candy cane lame ain’t got tit on mine 
You’ve goat to be kiddin fuckin granny bashing basturd what disability has he goat apart from shitting his pants and having Goggle eens?@doreenforeen a nasty tattler took her wee granny shopping only for Martin to burst in and shove her oot the road claiming “we all have oor disabilities” when challenged on his crappy behaviour. it’s either the last thread or the wan before ma luvlie
“She’s fresh, exciting so exciting to me”lol mer lit she’s rancid, boring so boring to me
Sing it hen (no ma quote)
I’ve just got aw cosy with cris and joos and had a read of the wiki 
I am in absolute tears 
I am in absolute tears His highlights are aslong as The waiting lists fur the dentist be there aw yearI think its in one of his highlights my lovely, I can't mind which one, can someone remind me which highlight it was please and fill the lovely madge in, Im shite at telling stories but you are in for a treat, so get cosy with snacks and a lethal- tonsa love! xx
I think a person who uses READ THE WIKI a lot in their posts once said it was to stop a certain infuencer sharing her posts to do a troll rant.
Marion tales are hilarious, there's so much I still need to get tae know.
Is Martin trying to insinuate that he is looking youthful?? Deluded bleep.
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Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens 
in among the bin bags and y-fronts
in among the bin bags and y-fronts
Wunner if youthful Martin gets ID'd when he goes tae buy wan oaf they lethal
Daeing wee tittie pumps tae the barman aw confident wi his fake tan.
Sharing his doob wi the wee Robin and local spoon heaters.Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens
Haha if having the skin of a hormonal 13 year old with troublesome blackheads, that's holed up in their pit in a housecoat on, eating a pot noodle (other beige food avaliable) and pesky crusty wank sock hitch hiking a hide on his attire. Martin is a picture of youth.
Dont think he has ever been anywhere that has a pool. Closest he has got to one would be Ayr seafront
Check Marion trying to make on he’s been abroad Blackpool isnae abroad hen and neither is Castleveeechi.
Abzaloot Pinocchio of the highest order and nae debates
Blackpool isnae abroad hen and neither is Castleveeechi. Abzaloot Pinocchio of the highest order and nae debates
That's all l could pictureCan you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens
"Remains youthful"... Shut up and sit down you freak. btw, you can taste the envy in your post on Hinch’s new bedroom
Not one sign ma lovely. We aw know Marion, if it had happened we’d get regular reminders
I need to know WHERE wee Deek was sunbathing. And Marion, pipe down. You don’t not sunbathe to stay youthful. You don’t sunbathe because you don’t have a garden, you don’t make an effort to go to parks or beaches and you have never been abroad.
That bright red hooter gives us a wee sneak peek of what colour he’d go if he ever bare his skin in the sun.
That bright red hooter gives us a wee sneak peek of what colour he’d go if he ever bare his skin in the sun.
Och poor wee Deek and his sunburn. ‘Mon over here son and I’ll rub some aloe Vera on it. 
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