Does he ever not meation himself on a post about someone else he should had zipped it at he will melt through the bed.
Ah found it oan the wiki. I quite liked him on that story and the one about showing the postman his chipolata. I was laughing with him not at him.The Blind Nikita dog story is superb ma lovely
Where can I find the wiki sorry luvlies am fairly new to this I’ve no been on another persons thread yet either these Martin wand are far too funnyAh found it oan the wiki. I quite liked him on that story and the one about showing the postman his chipolata. I was laughing with him not at him.
Sniff his hauns and see if he's been using the display Jo Malone haun wash again. If things get frisky make sure he's zoflora'd his bits. We ken where they've been.Och poor wee Deek and his sunburn. ‘Mon over here son and I’ll rub some aloe Vera on it.
tell yer baldy napper that ya daft basturd He defo burnt his gigantic foreheed at some point hen, well remembered. Think it was when he wiz poundin the streets of Paisley wearing his nylon leggings and sleeping bag coat. So aye b
If you scroll to the top of page, there's a pink button saying wiki. Be warned though, don't go in if you only have five minutes, you need to dedicate at least half a day to it.
It's a half day of the best entertainment you ever get thoughIf you scroll to the top of page, there's a pink button saying wiki. Be warned though, don't go in if you only have five minutes, you need to dedicate at least half a day to it.
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you'll be clutching your beak and chanting Martin from the rooftops aye Thanks my darlin tonsa luvIf you scroll to the top of page, there's a pink button saying wiki. Be warned though, don't go in if you only have five minutes, you need to dedicate at least half a day to it.
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Those were dark days for us during the extended comma, with no fresh content we were forced to relive his highlights.
Aye, young Martin may waste his time wishing his life away, we use our time wisely listening and watching Martin.It's a half day of the best entertainment you ever get though
When I came here I watched the highlights first and never laughed so hard as I didnl that day
He’s away living his bespoke best life in the Caribbean so aye.
Bet he’s having a few lethal 
Sure he’s sunning himself abroad. Somewhere like Mexico or the Caribbean. No just a mcgills bus journey away.
I disagree whem he's on his commas ye hens are even funnier than Martin recalling all his great
He did indeed hen, Concorde got a re spray with the shade lobster on that day.
my favourite recent moment was the slipper kicking Friday, get the facking slippers afff! Laughed for days like the bleep troll that I am
