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duck me, he wakes up and wants the day over with so that he can say the same thing tomorrow, but add that it's nearly the weekend and that he's either not going to do anything #needed #deserved or has exciting plans, which are normally uncooked, foul looking food in Jam Jar or Castle whatsitcalled and a trip awn the bus to B&M/Primark. Sad fucker. 
Oh, and are they Deek's legs he's posted again? I don't believe Marlon has one hair on his body, I mean, he's barely got any awn that empty heed....
Oh, and are they Deek's legs he's posted again? I don't believe Marlon has one hair on his body, I mean, he's barely got any awn that empty heed....
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Is he trying to be sultry/sexy
Why would anyone even upload a pic like that and declare his feet are sweaty! Filthy hobbit he is. I agree though, the blocked need to see what we see! I just don't get how Deek gets hard...
Look how fat and swollen his little trotters are. That’ll be all the salt she eats. Retaining water
Remember that time he showed his feet and saying he wouldn’t do it cause people like feet
and then has hidden them ever since he’s a bleeping fruit loopOur wee bespokes would be delighted to treatit themselves to a Disney plaster for that.I hope he gets to A&E and they tell him to duck off! My 2 year old wouldn’t even flinch at that scratch
And not reply for hours.
23 hours ago: Ma Rendall "U OK HUN?"
Just now: Maid Martin: "PM hen."
Just when you thought the content barrel couldn’t be scraped any more - a picture of his cut, a bogging selfie and now his sweaty slipperless feet. duck off you boring witch.
NAE ONE CARES
NAE ONE CARES
I’ll bet he shaves his hooves as well. It’s not a massive leap, considering she shaves her handsRemember that time he showed his feet and saying he wouldn’t do it cause people like feet
WTF does he look like? And it was a bit warm last night but not exactly down south heatwave warm!! He’s a fanny
All these body parts selfies, its like a gruesome episode of Silent Witness. Less is more Mario, in every area of your life and decored hoose.
Christ on a bike. Who the duck wants to see that image on a bespoke sunny morning. What a dirtbird this boy is. Would you not just wear a wee pair of sock or go barefoot, bet them slippers are absolutely stinking. Im away back into my own lane here hens, think I am going to be sick
This reminds me of the naked cleaners that were on Euro trash ...showing my age here and nae debates ...
He is actually 6.5k followers short of filling Ibrox stadium x3 times but clearly that doesnt matter to these muppetsOr breath for breathemy biggest hate followed by they're there and their usage
AND ANOTHER THING (I'm on a rant toneet)
Did I imagine his story post about how Deek 'said' that with the amount of followers our Life and Saviour Martin has got on Instagram he could fill a football stadium 3 times? Did this happen or am I delusional in this heat
Thought the carnage and stitches to her hand meant she struggled to do her joab yday yet here she is today gutting the hoose aka flat 
I used to live in a 1 bed FLAT and it still took me longer than 40 minutes to give it a proper clean. She's telling us porkies
I used to live in a 1 bed FLAT and it still took me longer than 40 minutes to give it a proper clean. She's telling us porkies
Here come on now lovely. You’re my tattle hero,so on and so forth but that’s made me feel a bit sickI’ll bet he shaves his hooves as well. It’s not a massive leap, considering she shaves her hands
He’s a lunatic. He’s lost it. He’s a nastier troll than us ma luvlies. He has nae shame. BOKE
Hey Maz.
Saw this on our walk this morning and thought of you. Oot early because it's actually hot and not Paisley hot.
Smell the autumn
Saw this on our walk this morning and thought of you. Oot early because it's actually hot and not Paisley hot.
Smell the autumn
Just watched his riveting stories for today. He is one moany wee baldy hermit bastid. All he does everyday is moan moan moan or wish his life away. I don't know how he even has any genuine follower's because surely to god he would just depress the life out of you on the daily. Moaning about the heat. Moaning about the sound of the fan. Moaning about a paper cut. He is like bloody Victor bloody Meldrew only even more unlikeable with a bulbous nose! Not one bit of positivity comes out of his mouth .
what would i know, I don't live in a postage stamp and actually do things in my spare time outside of my FT job so aye, Miserable Martin is pissing me off today my lovelies, maybe its this heatwave that has me crabbit so il reverse back into my lane xxxxx
.what would i know, I don't live in a postage stamp and actually do things in my spare time outside of my FT job so aye, Miserable Martin is pissing me off today my lovelies, maybe its this heatwave that has me crabbit so il reverse back into my lane xxxxx
@doreenforeen a nasty tattler took her wee granny shopping only for Martin to burst in and shove her oot the road claiming “we all have oor disabilities” when challenged on his crappy behaviour. it’s either the last thread or the wan before ma luvlie 
“She’s fresh, exciting so exciting to me”
lol mer lit she’s rancid, boring so boring to me 
Sing it hen (no ma quote)
“She’s fresh, exciting so exciting to me”
lol mer lit she’s rancid, boring so boring to me Sing it hen (no ma quote)- Status