I can’t understand why he’s so obviously blurred his cheeks and forehead but left that mahoosive konk au naturel 
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Hello ma luvlies
Happy S U N D A Y to youse aw
Here’s a wee tb pic to brighten yer days
On a side note, I still don’t know how a plastic surgeon hasn’t offered him a free nose job yet, I’ve never seen a bleep that needs it mair than him. Maz, if yer looking for an excuse to go on holiday maybe try Turkey and get your beak fixed whilst you’re there
Happy S U N D A Y to youse aw Here’s a wee tb pic to brighten yer days
On a side note, I still don’t know how a plastic surgeon hasn’t offered him a free nose job yet, I’ve never seen a bleep that needs it mair than him. Maz, if yer looking for an excuse to go on holiday maybe try Turkey and get your beak fixed whilst you’re there
How bad must they scam messages be if oor Martin can see through them? The same
individual that expected tae host a séance in his living room wae an app he seen oan TikTok.
individual that expected tae host a séance in his living room wae an app he seen oan TikTok.
He’s a look of the child catcher so aye
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What’s going on with the bespoke eyebrows ffsHello ma luvlies
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On a side note, I still don’t know how a plastic surgeon hasn’t offered him a free nose job yet, I’ve never seen a bleep that needs it mair than him. Maz, if yer looking for an excuse to go on holiday maybe try Turkey and get your beak fixed whilst you’re there
He must have sharted oot all of his brain cells ma lovelie. It’s the only explanation for it! Nae debates on ma page!!!! So aye!!!I can’t understand why he’s so obviously blurred his cheeks and forehead but left that mahoosive konk au naturel
I thought the same
remember the good old days when he wouldn’t post swipe ups to his eBay tat purchases a la Hinch because “you could see his postal address” 
You can see the pores through the filter ! My god imagine how bad they look in real life!Ask any dermatologist and they'll tell you, you put too many different creams, serums and lotions on at once. It's not rocket science you price tool
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I reckon we will be going on a pore journeh very soon ma lovelies
Oh don’t. Pores in general but his especially give me the pure bespoke boke
What a whiney bastard he is.
Work a full day then come back and moan, not after a couple of hours.
Hope ya lashes droop in the heat
Work a full day then come back and moan, not after a couple of hours.
Hope ya lashes droop in the heat
Seriously, who DOESN'T know those bloody things are scams?
He's definitely been conned by one of those "cunts"! 
Surely his cleaning job at the polis has air con he just doesn’t want a heatwave because he is stuck in his bedsit with nae plans 
We are heading down to the coast for a day or two end of the week 
am sure he could cop a McGills to Blackpool if he hadn’t spunked all his money on autumn decs 
he just doesn’t want a heatwave because he is stuck in his bedsit with nae plans We are heading down to the coast for a day or two end of the week am sure he could cop a McGills to Blackpool if he hadn’t spunked all his money on autumn decs He does realise clouds don’t have any control of the heat ! Still can be hot and cloudy in fact clouds can make it more humid. He is such a numptyWhat a whiney bastard he is.
Work a full day then come back and moan, not after a couple of hours.
Hope ya lashes droop in the heat
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I feel bad fir Martin. Ye cannae help the looks yer born wae and nae wunner so many people are resorting tae plastic surgery when there’s people pointing oot every wee flaw. A don’t believe anyone is ugly on the ootside but knocking grannies oot the road is definitely an ugly trait. Am veering right oot ma ain lane here but looks are arbitrary and fleeting. We aw end up wrinkly, if we’re lucky. It’s his personality that’s ugly so aye
https://tattle.life/threads/the-autumn-thread.31948/
OMG. Deleting my account ma lovelies, this is too much.
OMG. Deleting my account ma lovelies, this is too much.
Am expecting oor Chickenlittle tae be commenting any minute noo ma lovelie.
The junkies must’ve gotten a hawd eh a BB gun and maybe tried to dae him in ma luvlie
he has actually put a countdown on for his autumn reveal… or cuntdown cos its him!
i’ve been packing for ma journae to Majorca so am gonna miss it - what a shame, dunno how I will cope!
oh yeh, all inclusive SMELL IT MARION!!!!
i’ve been packing for ma journae to Majorca so am gonna miss it - what a shame, dunno how I will cope!
oh yeh, all inclusive SMELL IT MARION!!!!
Ah bet even his polis colleagues wid sympathise wae the junkies and let them aff.The junkies must’ve gotten a hawd eh a BB gun and maybe tried to dae him in ma luvlie
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