Aren’t filters meant to make you look better? Not highlight his bulbous nose.Hiya mazda henyou look like you smell of those fishy autumn leaves, clean your blackheads ya manky bleep (term of endearment)
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Genuinely though why would anyone post that picture of themselves on the internet? The pores on his conk make me want to spew. He’s an absolute roaster and needs to take a seat and get some class. So aye. 
Why do I feel like Martin was scammed* and he did click on one of those links on that viral app? Hard to believe anyone who is thick enough to think a spirit is speaking to them through an app and sends a Robin to his front door is smart enough to spot a scam.
*Nobody could scam him as he loves spendingDeek's money and has nay savings in his money box.
*Nobody could scam him as he loves spending
Ask any dermatologist and they'll tell you, you put too many different creams, serums and lotions on at once. It's not rocket science you price tool 
Ffs, invest in getting a nose job, because you see that before your fish lips
Ffs, invest in getting a nose job, because you see that before your fish lips
Dare I say it but the filters are awful and at this point he’d look better without them as they look ridiculous. Just ma thoughts lovelies,I’m probably old and way out ma lane but I find the whole filter thing bloody stupid. So aye
He has a drinkers nose. Wae that big red ball oan the end
Stop with the spending on mare face creams, lip scrubs and bloody autumn shite, Marlon - JUST GET A FUCKEN NOSE JOB BECAUSE IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A BADLY MADE PROSTHETIC DIPPED IN BLUSHER.
So aye....
So aye....
Ah am flattered ma lovely, am gonnae need to reframe masel fae getting a big heid like oor Martin.
I'm not so sure about that?. Take a look at my profile picture of him as his unfiltered self
Well aye maybe I got carried away thereI'm not so sure about that?. Take a look at my profile picture of him as his unfiltered self
He could pick pickles oot the jar with that nose and chinWell aye maybe I got carried away there
Ah ken the feeling Martin, ah get irritation aw day jist by looking at yer skin an aw.
Someone do a side by side pic, im crap at stuff like that. As much as he's a munter, he looks much better carrying a few extra lbs
The scam he got caught out on:
I’ve just had a peek on that Andrew wheatcroft’s insta and maz definitely wants to get him in the bumming fort 
No caught up yet lovelies but just to let yous know I’m on they lethal aperols 
and holding my phone up high living life as I should. Hope yous are kicking the arse out s u n d a y. Tonsa love K 
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and holding my phone up high living life as I should. Hope yous are kicking the arse out s u n d a y. Tonsa love K Xxxx
Do we think oor Martin will start wearing his bookworm glasses seeing as he’s so desperate to be wee Andrew?
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I think he wants a bit of wee Andrew IN him ma lovely
I definitely think you’re right!
That recent selfie is grotesque. Posing like Andrew his muse, the difference is that bloke is gorgeous, funny and educated. Everything that Martin will never be.
For someone who is apparently into his make up and skincare, he should know and understand his skin but he doesn’t cause he is nothing but a liar and a fraud. He couldn’t tell his arse from his elbow.
Slathering the flat lips in plumping gloss will not change the fact they have deflated back to nothing, maybe you should do your research a little bit better next time M.
Have a great S U N D A Y tattle trolls, off to have a delicious carvery with my family who don’t hate me and I’ll enjoy a few of those
lethal drinks. Bottoms up!!!
For someone who is apparently into his make up and skincare, he should know and understand his skin but he doesn’t cause he is nothing but a liar and a fraud. He couldn’t tell his arse from his elbow.
Slathering the flat lips in plumping gloss will not change the fact they have deflated back to nothing, maybe you should do your research a little bit better next time M.
Have a great S U N D A Y tattle trolls, off to have a delicious carvery with my family who don’t hate me and I’ll enjoy a few of those
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