Deek living his best life while Marion is up in the flat, hoosecoat on and blanket all snuggled up in his safe placeCan you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardensin among the bin bags and y-fronts
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is mer talked aboot than his wee sharty erse.
Oh feck off. I'm sitting in the garden with a cappuccino and it's lovely and comfortable to sit in 
It was like 10c in Glasgow last night, compared to 18c down South. Calm down MazOh feck off. I'm sitting in the garden with a cappuccino and it's lovely and comfortable to sit in
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No lovely I was still laughing at him, evil witch i amAh found it oan the wiki. I quite liked him on that story and the one about showing the postman his chipolata. I was laughing with him not at him.
Don’t even start me with this new story we have been treated to!
he doesnt lie in the sun cause he has no garden and the junkies will harass him all day looking 20p if he does lie out.
He’s never been abroad. I don’t even think he’s been over the Scottish border.
Finally - remains youthful! I’ve heard some jokes in my time but that’s the best one.
grammar is shite hens. But if you don’t know then get to know. Aye!
The heat must rise to the top of Paisley towers my lovely not sit yourself down and get some class - not my quote xxxxx
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as if this deluded ersehole will be working until 4pm. What time are you due to start at ya fanny, 3.20pm??So my highlights from the wiki.
Dancing potato video -crying!!! (The armpits I know everyone sweats but he must have watched before posting 
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I was floored at the responses to inbox messages his responses are so nasty to people messaging him about fast fashion/buying lots of tat! Those messages were polite and not rude
why did he respond with such anger and nastiness. It's really shown his true colour.
And lastly the voiceover plug in tit. bleeping howling.
It's a great read for anyone that needs to get ta know
Dancing potato video -crying!!! (The armpits
I know everyone sweats but he must have watched before posting ) I was floored at the responses to inbox messages his responses are so nasty to people messaging him about fast fashion/buying lots of tat! Those messages were polite and not rude
why did he respond with such anger and nastiness. It's really shown his true colour. And lastly the voiceover plug in tit. bleeping howling.
It's a great read for anyone that needs to get ta know
Excuse you ma lovelie I’m gonny need to ask you to get back in yer ain lain on that wan. He’s been abroad with Deek to oor Hannah’s Ava May party that looked like a wedding but wiznae a wedding.
Here he is with his designated adult of the evening while Deek was on the dance floor dain the mop kick
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He’s one sweaty, moany, auld bastard.
She’s such a grumpy old goat. Get tae duck Martin you weasel
I guess we’re done with the inspirational journey we were on a few months ago!?
Grapes in yoghurt, quotes about keeping your head held high, positive vibes only
lasted less time than a queue in B&M takes to go down.
Baffles me why he tried tae blame the cat for no gawn abroad when he’s quite clearly a crabbit bleep wae anything above 10 degrees and neither ah them huv any tolerance tae the sun.
Still howling that Cafe Mambo is his fav bar in Ibiza can just imagine him rolling up in his hoosecoat an slippers and Deek in his PlayStation jammies, to get aw cosy for the sunset
can just imagine him rolling up in his hoosecoat an slippers and Deek in his PlayStation jammies, to get aw cosy for the sunset
I’m still not convinced Martin and Derek are in a relationship. Surely he’s tricked Deek somehow?? They’re engaged and you’d think they’re housemates (I use the term house loosely 
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).Bedsit buddiesI’m still not convinced Martin and Derek are in a relationship. Surely he’s tricked Deek somehow?? They’re engaged and you’d think they’re housemates (I use the term house loosely
Oor made up stories of Martin ur less far fetched than his real life and nae debates.Havin the best time reading through the wiki clutching ma beak at some of them mop kick dancing fur wan joe maloan soap and the fact he’s actually has a SHART card I thought that was just a joke rolling about my bespoke double bed
Aw the burning spoons fae his doonstairs neighbours make it 50 degrees at aw times in Martin's bespoke bedsit. That's why he huz dry lips and he hings his curtains up wet.
Burning spoonsOor made up stories of Martin ur less far fetched than his real life and nae debates.
Aw the burning spoons fae his doonstairs neighbours make it 50 degrees at aw times in Martin's bespoke bedsit. That's why he huz dry lips and he hings his curtains up wet.
why couldn’t hinch have gave him her house.. imagine.. aw I cannae move there it’s just no for me I love ma bedsitToo far from home bargains and nae McGills bus tae take him.Burning spoons
He's always moaning about the weather, until he does his cash in hand job at his brothers hoose, where he then sits out the garden with a joose. It only pisses him off because he ain't got a garden and never will. You'll be in that wee budgie cage forever you massive turd.
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