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Ma lovelies I am catching up on the Martin shenanigans (aka sat at home moaning aboot the heat) as I am down south enjoying some a those 
on the beach yesterday. Hit 34 here and didn’t go below 24 last night but was fine 
nae sweating ma titties off like Martin is in the 10 degrees paisley heatwave. Gutted a forgot to pack ma slippers and nanna hoosecoat- all the summer essentials but aye. Let’s get this holiday done and then a can go shopping in b&m for some Xmas decs 
on the beach yesterday. Hit 34 here and didn’t go below 24 last night but was fine nae sweating ma titties off like Martin is in the 10 degrees paisley heatwave. Gutted a forgot to pack ma slippers and nanna hoosecoat- all the summer essentials but aye. Let’s get this holiday done and then a can go shopping in b&m for some Xmas decs 
starts at 3.50pm hen. works 10 minutes the whole week and duck do we hear about it. Moany Martin.as if this deluded ersehole will be working until 4pm. What time are you due to start at ya fanny, 3.20pm??
You are all cracking me up on this new day of dawn hens.
Burning spoons
Paisley is on the sun
Budgie Cage
dont have time to quote you all indirectly, this isnt my job!!
Crying 
nae whunder he's absoolutley sweating, he's uhnder the bastard quilt 
what a pathetic weasel he is.
nae whunder he's absoolutley sweating, he's uhnder the bastard quilt what a pathetic weasel he is.Nah he’s definitely doing this tae try wind us aw up.. he’s goat tae be.. he’s no winding us up though he’s making us pish n giving more content the wee fud
Same hen! Am doon south and it's warum but not unbearable by any stretch. I was in Italy last month (the wealth) and it got tae 42 degrees - I was well and truly sliding through the flairs on that occasion.Ma lovelies I am catching up on the Martin shenanigans (aka sat at home moaning aboot the heat) as I am down south enjoying some a those
I can't believe he's moaning this much about our half arsed summer heatwave. There is no way he's been abroad before - I refuse to believe it!
I'm so excited for the upcoming autumn reel now I could rip ma wee titties off!!!
Nothing like melting in traffic on a closed motorway in a jumpsuit so ya can't have a piss and no water so slowly dehydrating to get me in the mood for fantasising about dossing under my skanket in my hoosecoot surrounded by fishy leaves.
Nothing like melting in traffic on a closed motorway in a jumpsuit so ya can't have a piss and no water so slowly dehydrating to get me in the mood for fantasising about dossing under my skanket in my hoosecoot surrounded by fishy leaves.
Hahahaha wee turd has delayed his aUTumN HaUl so he can go “live his life” this weekend instead 
aye no bother marigold!
More like it’s HIGH SUMMER and even you can’t stomach looking like that much of a fanny
and so forth.
aye no bother marigold!More like it’s HIGH SUMMER and even you can’t stomach looking like that much of a fanny
and so forth.Shall we take bets on what he’s doing ‘living his life’ this weekend?
Spoons breakie, wee nose round tha shops, shakey pic of a water waste pipe, joose in tha brothers gardun. Home and cosy by 7pm in hoosecoat and slippers moaning aboot tha heat. Maybe a wee castlevicci for dins.
Spoons breakie, wee nose round tha shops, shakey pic of a water waste pipe, joose in tha brothers gardun. Home and cosy by 7pm in hoosecoat and slippers moaning aboot tha heat. Maybe a wee castlevicci for dins.
Well that’s us tellt. Nae autumn journey for us this heatwave dayn of dawn. He’s out living his life this weekend. Can’t wait!
Bets on what he is doing this weekend. Maybe a trip to the seaside tomorrow and cocktails in the garden with the girlies in the evening? Oh no wait that’s me
Bets on what he is doing this weekend. Maybe a trip to the seaside tomorrow and cocktails in the garden with the girlies in the evening? Oh no wait that’s me
Now she's meltin way the male menopause 
That's cause we pointed out that it's no actually that warum. Especially at night.
That's cause we pointed out that it's no actually that warum. Especially at night.
It just isn't hot there.
Honestly am clutching ma beak at his stories 
Who does wee Martin think he is hahahaha
Who does wee Martin think he is hahahaha
No autumn haul? Gutted ma lovelies that would have been a great laugh even though it’s depressing as duck
HUNNERS AND HUNNERS OFF YOUSE CLICKED ON MA LINK
ORTHOPEDIC TRAINERS ARE OUT
ORTHOPEDIC TRAINERS ARE OUT
Does he actually think he looks young for his age. Seriously no words for that dried up crusty face. The only youthful thing is his teenage pores on his hooter!
Just started his dots of doom, and this fanny said he's hardly on Instagram these days. He's on it longer than he feckin works!
To be fair though that’s not hard
. The walk to work is probably longer than he actually works too!
He’s obviously going to work via a shop and eating before he starts work, so when do we reckon he starts? 12? Finishing at 4? Get a full time job Maria hen
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