It’s not his joab to cheer up the masses……talk aboot ideas above his station cos that’s what he clearly thinks!! 
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His stories this morningnae wunner that wee cunts nae palsbut I am here chanting him on fay the rooftops while enjoying the sun in ma back gerdin (smell the wealth)
Edit: If your here then you’re here all along? Wit
nae wunner that wee cunts nae palsbut I am here chanting him on fay the rooftops while enjoying the sun in ma back gerdin (smell the wealth)Edit: If your here then you’re here all along? Wit
Them stories of him mincing doon the toon, dodging aw the shite on the flair = Livin ma life hens 
Are you Martin, Marion, Mavis, Mario and so forth? Or ur ye jist channeling his energy? Tonsa luv Mdont have time to quote you all indirectly, this isnt my job!!
Still not at work at 10 and finished by 4!
Yet has the audacity to moan about being tired and needing time aff. He’s nae kids, nae family, nae house to run either. What a lazy scrounging scum bag he really is
Yet has the audacity to moan about being tired and needing time aff. He’s nae kids, nae family, nae house to run either. What a lazy scrounging scum bag he really is
Listen to him out of breath. He's so unfit.
Well he gies us aw a laff, jist no in the way he thinksIt’s not his joab to cheer up the masses……talk aboot ideas above his station cos that’s what he clearly thinks!!
Aye Martin, gie the whole country the week aff ...ah haud oan then ye cudnie huv goat yer life threatening hand injury stitched cos aw the hospital staff huv the week aff. If the polis ur aff anaw yer scheme wud be mair like the purge than it normally is. Thinking aboot it I'd quite like tae see that, you and wee Deek fighting aff the robbers throwing fishy leaves at them.
I'm not too far from him, I shut my window last night and wore a light jacket to walk the dog. It's taken a while to warm up today, so he is at it! He can ram his Autumn hawl. I'm no going there. It's no ma passion. I'm lovin getting ma bleep washings out ma back door
I'm awfy crabit the day ma lovely. His pish is making me feel awfy stabby
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Just channelling his energy hen, he gives me nothing but good vibes and motivation - I am mop kicking the tit out of Friday lovely - spine bright tonsa luv mwah mwahAre you Martin, Marion, Mavis, Mario and so forth? Or ur ye jist channeling his energy? Tonsa luv M
xxxxxxxxxxxthank christ or we would all be depressed 24/7 - he is one delusional wee creep
As my mother says: always a pleasure, never a joy with oor Marion
Why, most weeks, does he keep saying...... Oan ma weekend aff...... He's aff every bloody weekend!
Ma lovelies am leaving this app, someone thought I was mario on another thread this week because of ma bespoke pic and it just willnae do
I can't wait to see how he is off living his life this weekend 
And who are the "hundreds"(probably 5 people really) of sad bastards that clicked on his autumn haul countdown? They need to get a life too
And who are the "hundreds"(probably 5 people really) of sad bastards that clicked on his autumn haul countdown? They need to get a life too
Absolutely gutted aboot the haul cancellation, cannae even tell yis. Where am ah supposed to get ma warum and cosy spooky vibes fae now?
Personally hoping we go oan a bespoke wee Irvine Beach jurnee the morra and some basturding troll seagull take his beak aff, so aye. Wee Deek would love a 99 by the beach, instead of a 69 in that bedsit, no ma quote
Personally hoping we go oan a bespoke wee Irvine Beach jurnee the morra and some basturding troll seagull take his beak aff, so aye. Wee Deek would love a 99 by the beach, instead of a 69 in that bedsit, no ma quote
Because he is thick my lovely xo
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Complaining that he is sweating whilst under the duvet.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
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He is testing me the day again hens x
He is testing me the day again hens x
He should come here is 36 degHonestly it’s not even that hot here? Like yesterday daytime was warm but at night it was coldI’m so confused! Leave the window open Marion and that’s all you would need! It’s like he’s insinuating that we’re getting the same heat that yous south of the border lovelies are having!
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