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Think they spell like their son Martin and his middle name is disgusting
Found these howlers too, pity ah've used ma summer leave, cud huv spent two weeks reading aw the Marion threads
Well this is interesting!
He’s deffo called Mario, his Dad is part italian.
This post has killed me offThink they spell like their son Martin and his middle name is disgusting
Found these howlers too, pity ah've used ma summer leave, cud huv spent two weeks reading aw the Marion threads
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Is that where he gets his love of Italian chippies from?
He’ll have us know that he can grow an amazing beard “just like that” because of his deep Italian bloodline
Need someone to screech MARTINNNNNN at him in the street like Sonia Fowler
What his pepperoni fur a hooter hen so aye
Washing never bastard ends yet he’s always in the same honking hoosecoat 
make it make sense ma lovelies!
make it make sense ma lovelies!
Mair washing? Does he take it in like widow Twankie or something? 
Look at it bobbling where he never has the bleep affWashing never bastard ends yet he’s always in the same honking hoosecoat
He does look like a Martin, it’s Martin, I refuse to believe it’s Mario. He’s Martin for me from now on. Cleaning with martin is this tea true? Pls tell me it is. Doesn’t matter if it isn’t. I’m sticking with it.
I absolutely love that I don’t even need to check if my posts make sense on here with grammar etc cause Martin never spells or uses correct grammar anyway so aye!
is this tea true? Pls tell me it is. Doesn’t matter if it isn’t. I’m sticking with it.I absolutely love that I don’t even need to check if my posts make sense on here with grammar etc cause Martin never spells or uses correct grammar anyway so aye!
Stick the candles up where Martin?
Some luvlie posted a website a while ago showing his name that lets you see all the registered births, deaths and marriages in Scotland, it’s called Scotlands People if anyones interested. He’s definitely called Mario, no Martin, also his middle name lol makes me laugh everytime. He’s aboot Italian as a frozen Pizza.
Martin disnae wan' an empire biscuit, Martin wans' a snowbaw. #ifyekenyeken
His middle name sounds like the sound you make when you do a violent sneeze
It was good while it lasted, kin Marion change his name tae Martin by deed poll?
A few more from the archives ma lovelies:
The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.
The first appearance of the bumming fort.
His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.
A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor” 
The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.
The first appearance of the bumming fort.
His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.
A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”
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