Keeping up with the mental ways of Marty Mc(Knight)Fly is a full time joab
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That’s the only time ‘Marion’ and ‘Full time joab’ have ever been in the same sentence
Thank you Ma darlins for all the love and support that you all have for my on this app. You keep me spining bright 
Stop the bleeping bus!! When has ever been to Ibiza!!! My mind is blown oot it’s laine!!
Look at the review below, “Marion” the cleaner! Is our Maz moonlighting?!Why is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!
@chickenlittle007 Proof you’ve been in “Cafe Mambo” or I’ll add it to the list of “Things What Never Did Happen In Mario’s Life So Aye”
He’s never been cafe mambo
I’ve Been cafe mambo a number of times as I don’t waste my money on autumn decs
look what you could have had Martin
I was thinking this. It clearly never happened or we’d get regular time hop shares of it
He probably means his favourite pictures are of Cafe Mambo, not that’s he’s actually been there
Cafe Mambo nae debates
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Still chewing your nails Martin, l mean Maz 
I hope that isnae decaf, she’ll be up the night again!
Does McGills go to cafe mambo now??
With “yaaaaaass take me back
“ all nasally through his giant nose.If she stopped eating out multiple times a week, he could quickly save for a few days away somewhere like London where there's life and the sun spining bright.He’s never been cafe mambo
I’ve Been cafe mambo a number of times as I don’t waste my money on autumn decs
look what you could have had Martin
A week or two ago, they had breakfast, lunch and dinner oot. Even if its cheap, I assume that must cost them at least £70? He spent £21 on some wooden tea and coffee display and probably a small fortune on all those other make up and autumn treatits. Such a waste. Experiences > tat and greasy food.
Can we imagine Martin in mambo’s? I don’t think so. I think he’s got cafe mambo mixed up with the mambo number 5 which he’s probably sang/danced to badly, while prancing round that bedsit and waving in the mirror. We wouldn’t hear the end of it if he has went to ibiza. Not a chance Martin has been to Ibiza. I’d be shocked if he’s even been out of Glasgow. Don’t think you can Klarna flights to ibiza? But what would I know, spine bright hens xxxxxx
His DR D'agostin him with sharting apparently
Kin hell how times have changed.A few more from the archives ma lovelies:
The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.
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The silly witch has more spare bedding and cushions than a Red Cross appeal. Very similar in the fact both have all the shite no fucka would want!!!
Late night??? Steady on ma luvlie let's not go over the top here.This has killed me ma luvlie
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#74 Shartin Martin.
(Pure and simple. Just like him.)
#74 Shartin Martin.
(Pure and simple. Just like him.)
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