I do it tooI need to stop talking marioisms in real life. I look a fool. Me and my sister even text in Mario's tongue now. Chanting eachother on from rooftops and clutching our beaks, sending each other tons a love and tattie hearts.
last night in bed I told my husband to stay in his own lane cause his foot was over my side
he really needs to get tae knowDid you veer out yer ain Lane?I love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time ehI feel very sad x
This has killed me ma luvlie
Can youse imagine the boomerang stories of the late night McDonald’s drive through adventures?With the title “so….. we did a thing”This has killed me ma luvlie
Marion wud huv a wee heidscarf oan thinking he's Thelma and Louise. Bet he wud apply fur a blue badge as well, doon at the cooncil office waving his shart caird aboot shouting aboot hidden disabilities and so forth.One a the ones with the fold back roof so Marge can feel the breeze in her 3 hairs and Deek can escape the waft of shart. “Honk if ya horny” sign in the back windae with a lil crate to trap wee Rayn in the back seat. Bespoke stick on eyelashes on the front lights too
Nah a stupid individual veered out of there’s x
The way it makes him look at the baby with disgustI stumbled upon this gem on one of the old threads. I’d arranged the comments by Most Liked so I have absolutely no context of what was being discusssd immediately before it, which somehow made it even funnier.
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Noo ah'm oan a most liked jurney and found Marion the son o' GodI stumbled upon this gem on one of the old threads. I’d arranged the comments by Most Liked so I have absolutely no context of what was being discusssd immediately before it, which somehow made it even funnier.
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actually crying! Cheered me up after an actual hard day at work (that’s mare than 3 hours Marion!) 
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Johnny and Krystal but I don't know what's true anymore after Sharting Martin
Johnny and Krystal. Mario’s middle name is D’agostin. Think his parents must have been having a laugh when they named him
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Johnny and Krystal but I don't know what's true anymore after Sharting Martin
why would you randomly give your other kid an Italian nameThe Dyson clearly has its work cut out drying those 3 strands. Maybe he needs a hair transplant journey…That picture deserves blown up
Sorry, not sorry Mario
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What the very duck!!
