Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

[maidmaz]

He's got to be a Martin why would you randomly give your other kid an Italian name

I always wondered this! Mario just seems so exotic

He does look like a Martin, it’s Martin, I refuse to believe it’s Mario. He’s Martin for me from now on. Cleaning with martin is this tea true? Pls tell me it is. Doesn’t matter if it isn’t. I’m sticking with it.

I absolutely love that I don’t even need to check if my posts make sense on here with grammar etc cause Martin never spells or uses correct grammar anyway so aye!

Cleaning with Martin

 

[Madge2022]

A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”

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He's looks like he's been embalmed and is in a funeral parlour fur final cheerios.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I always wondered this! Mario just seems so exotic


Cleaning with Martin

I won’t be able to get cleaning with Martin out of my head

 

[Skyflier6727]

A few more from the archives ma lovelies:

The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.

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The first appearance of the bumming fort.

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His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.

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A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”

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“Ghoulish pallor”? He looks as if he’s been dead 3 days

 

[SuzyE]

A few more from the archives ma lovelies:

The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.

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The first appearance of the bumming fort.

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His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.

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A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”

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Ah memories!

The feckin state of that. He's went overboard on the lip gloss, and that friggin nose man!

Oh here he goes with the best friend he fell out with. Two faced twit.

 

[Babybail93]

Ah memories!

The feckin stare of that. He's went overboard on the lip gloss, and that friggin nose man!
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Oh here he goes with the best friend he fell out with. Two faced twit.
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When the duck has he ever been tae Ibiza???

 

[avabella]

Why is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

When the duck has he ever been tae Ibiza???

In his dreams my lovely

 

[SuzyE]

Why is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!

I think that's when he had a deep clean done, or his carpets cleaned?!. The others might remember though.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

As if Martin has ever experienced ibiza
The closest he’s probably been to it is lighting a ‘mambo sunset’ wax melt, so aye

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

A few castlevecchi shart explosions should dae the trick doll. Tonsa love.
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Aaaw you'll be giving him ideas now. Bespoke weight loss plan with Marion. Can eat anything you want as long as it's from the Jam Jar, Mackay Dee's or Castlevecchi.

 

[ChubClubThug]

When the duck has he ever been tae Ibiza???

When he puts on a venga boys cd and pops a bamboo umbrella in his glass of iru bru

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Marion in his wee pyjamas already.

An hour ago I was sitting in the garden watching my husband have a water fight with our wee bespokes.

Sun spining and fresh air, Maz. Try it.

 

[Babybail93]

Why is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!

He had the crapets cleaned. They’d only been down about a year, and then he had them ripped up a few months later anyway. He also purchased a Vax crapet cleaner. He just likes tae waste money

 

[maidmaz]

I won’t be able to get cleaning with Martin out of my head

Same!! Haha

 

[Kat__lax]

All these throwback photos have me well and truly clutching my normal size beak.

Not to go all Darius Danesh on y’all but there is so much love in the room (this thread). If you know you know (very niche quote, no ma quote*)

 

[Madge2022]

Marion in his wee pyjamas already.

An hour ago I was sitting in the garden watching my husband have a water fight with our wee bespokes.

Sun spining and fresh air, Maz. Try it.

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It's been pishing doon here fur past two days, Marion ...ah mean Martin wull be in his glory.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

All these throwback photos have me well and truly clutching my normal size beak.

Not to go all Darius Danesh on y’all but there is so much love in the room (this thread). If you know you know (very niche quote, no ma quote*)

There's so much us newer Tattlers have to get to learn about Saint Marion.

 

[peachy-keen]

Mario’s middle name

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[Runforestrun]

Why is Martin bombarding us all with his many selfies nowadays?
He’s obsessed with lipgloss now but had lips drier than a nuns chuff before he got them deflated!